The Bald Guy
|The Bald Guy|
|Date Posted||September 18th, 2007|
|URL|| bebo.com |
|Forum||[277 forum discussion]|
|Description|| Tariq went out for a bit so the idea was that I’d make a video about him in his absence. Please note – the last half of this video is not for minors.|
|Location(s)|| Tariq and Gavin's office|
|Executive Producer(s)|| Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried|
|Co-Executive Producer(s)|| Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried|
|Associate Producer(s)|| Cristy Coors Beasley|
|Series Producer(s)|| Pete Gibbons|
|Production Manager|| Kelly Brett|
|Production Assistant(s)|| Claire Finbow|
|Production Runner(s)|| Amy Barnes|
|Director(s)|| Gavin Rowe|
|Head Writer|| Miles Beckett|
|Vidplay|| Luke Hyams|
|Story|| Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian|
|Editor(s)|| Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan|
|Production Services|| Sniffer Ltd.|
|Next|| "A Close Shave"|
|Previous by Gavin||"Somebody Do Something"|
?: (whisper) Action.
Gavin: (talking into camera) Do you remember my business partner, Tariq? Yeah, you know, I mean, he's in most of my classic vids. He's about this tall? C'mon, you rem... wears boring ties, supports an even more boring football team? Uhm, the bald guy! Oh, yeah, you see, now you remember him. Well, if you look, this is his end of the desk. And he is not here. So, let's have a look here, what's this? An email from Kate. (shows Tariq's laptop screen) Could this be the start of some bridge building? Yes, I think so, trust me, I know about these things. And what have we here? (empties bag onto desk) It's like a beauty regime in a ... (holds up razor) Now I know how he gets his head so shiny smooth.
(Tariq walks in and Gavin quickly sweeps everything off the desk onto the floor.)
Gavin: Just uh... (awkwardly, pointing at computer)
Tariq: Gavin, do I even need to ask what you're doing?
Gavin: Just checking the uh... (points at computer)
Tariq: Do I even care?
Tariq: Do I even care?
Gavin: Oh. (Looks at computer.) So um, can I borrow this? (Holds up razor.)
Tariq: Get your own, mate.
Gavin: What about um, what about this? (Holds up shave gel.) You always travel with this stuff?
Tariq: Yeah yeah yeah, go for your life mate.
Gavin: What is all this stuff anyway? Is this like, dolling yourself up for the big reunion?
Gavin: Yeah, you know, with her ladyship? I saw the email. You two back on then, are you?
(Tariq shakes head "no".)
Gavin: (squirts gel onto hand) What's all this about then?
Tariq: If you must know, Gavin, I have a date.
Gavin: A what?
Tariq: With a girl.
(Cut to clip of Tariq from The End saying "Onwards and upwards.")
Gavin: I thought you and Kate were...
Tariq: Over. She and I are over.
Gavin: Oh, well...you're joking.
(Gavin rubs gel onto Tariq's head.)
Tariq: (sounding annoyed) Gav!
(Gavin continues to massage Tariq's head as he sits back and relaxes.)
Tariq: Nothing, mate.
(Gavin realizes he's enjoying it, stops and smacks him on the head. They both laugh.)
Tariq: Get off me! Hahaha.
- At the beginning of the video, you can hear someone whisper, "action."