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| | [[image:PMonkeyIsBack.jpg|right|thumb|150px|P. Monkey is the ruler of the world.]] | | [[image:PMonkeyIsBack.jpg|right|thumb|150px|P. Monkey is the ruler of the world.]] |
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| − | ==Facts about Purple Monkey==
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| − | *[[Purple Monkey]] is [[trait positive]].
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| − | *Purple Monkey is [[LaRezisto]].
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| − | *Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect [[TAAG]].
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| − | *Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around!
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| − | *Purple Monkey was not a plant by [[the Order]]; Purple Monkey IS the Order!
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| − | *Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet.
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| − | *Purple Monkey was made in China.
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| − | *Purple Monkey killed [[Gemma]] as revenge for [[Don't Trust The Authorities|insulting him]].
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| − | *Purple Monkey's real name is [[Kate]].
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| − | *Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona.
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| − | *Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One.
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| − | *Purple Monkey got it from his mama.
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| − | *Purple Monkey and [[Bree]] had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with [[Sarah]], and then Bree broke it off.
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| − | *Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet.
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| − | *[[Mallory]] was cheating on [[Daniel]] with Purple Monkey.
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| − | *Purple Monkey was the spy that helped [[Virgil]] hack into [[Jonas Conference Call]]. Purple monkey ''is'', however, the one that killed Virgil.
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| − | *Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey.
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| − | *Purple Monkey's middle name is pain.
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| − | *Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents.
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| − | *Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is.
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| − | *Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey.
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| − | *Purple Monkey is really [[Bree]] and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order.
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| − | *Purple Monkey can FLY!!!
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| − | *Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman.
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| − | *Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War.
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| − | *If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey.
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| − | *Purple Monkey is Immortal.
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| − | *When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
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| − | *Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
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| − | *Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
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| − | *Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
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| − | *Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes.
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| − | *No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them.
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| − | *Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm!
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| − | *Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously.
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| − | *Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas.
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| − | *Purple Monkey is genderless.
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| − | *Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale.
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| − | *Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet.
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| − | *Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane.
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| − | *Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE!
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| − | *Purple Monkey is on a mission to destroy the Orders Top Secret base on Mars.
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| − | *Purple monkey IS The Order!
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| − | *In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!!
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| − | *I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey.
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| − | *Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order
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| − | *Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open
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| − | *it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes
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