Training Hard

Template:Blog4 Training Hard is the one hundred fifty-second video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Bree: Hi, so I just wanted to let everybody know that I'm alive, and I haven't fallen off the face of the earth. Not yet. I'm here at one of Tachyon's camps. Basically, I've been staying here for a few days and she's teaching me how to be a bad ass. She started running me through some general conditioning. I'm not as good at it as she is, but...I'm getting better. To be honest with you this whole...ninja thing, I just don't think I'm cut out for it, you know? But don't tell Tachyon. (whispering) She'd be mad. (normally) So, I brought along an old friend. (Bree turns the camera to show that she is holding Purple Monkey.) I haven't really had much time to hang out with him lately, so, yeah. And to be honest, I think I'm a little old to be playing with stuffed toys. Sad but true. But, I'm bored, so, what are you gonna do? The coolest thing about staying out here is spiders. I know, right? I saw this huge one. It was like, the size of my hand. Okay, maybe not my hand, but...my fist. I was ready to do a "Proving Science Wrong" right there in the tent, but Tachyon would probably get mad at me. She wants me to take things a little more seriously. (Bree tries to make a serious face and shifts her eyes.) I'm trying. Anyway, she's around here somewhere. I heard a grunt and a tree fall, so she's probably...beating up an ogre or something, I don't know. She does that stuff sometimes. Anyway, Jonas, crazy mad props on cracking your aunt's stash. Did I really just say crazy mad props? God, what is wrong with me? I'm so bored. (sighs) Bored. (sighs again) It looks like your aunt did some pretty good investigating work on the Order, so, I don't know, give her a gold star or something. (laughs) I'm in a really weird mood. I don't know, Tachyon's been making me do hand stands and attempt scissor splits all morning, so I think I'm a little punchy. But, seriously, I'm gonna be serious now, I promise, serious, my most serious...look. I told Tachyon about what you found in your aunt's office. She told me something pretty interesting. I guess a few years back, there was an uprising against the Order, and a lot of people that were on the inside and some from the outside rebelled against it. The Order fought back and eventually crushed it. That's what all those mysterious deaths were about. I don't know if you find that useful, but I found it interesting. But anyway, I've got to go, so I'll talk to you later. Bye.

Notes

• "mad crazy props", a cliche slang term, is eerily reminiscent of the infamous appearance of Danny B.