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'''Damien:''' You want it back?  It's like a tug of war, come on!
 
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(''Jonas looks at the camera. Cut to Daniel near the food table. He picks up a chicken wing and takes a big bite.'')
 
(''Jonas looks at the camera. Cut to Daniel near the food table. He picks up a chicken wing and takes a big bite.'')

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Template:Blog4 Uncle Dan (D-Bone Remix) is the one hundred fifty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series.

Transcript

Daniel: I'm going to try and mingle, I'm gonna talk to these people, see what they're all doing, let's go.

(Daniel films some of the people in the room.)

Daniel: So you're uh...you're...are you a rock star? Like, are you actually...

Musician: If you don't recognize me, then go on... But seriously, you don't know my stuff... (He shoos Daniel away.)

Daniel: I'm sorry, dude, all right. Well, cheers.

(The camera cuts to a shot of Claudia. Carl and Sonya are talking behind her.)

Claudia: I'm Claudia. I'm from--Greece

Daniel: Wait, is it CLAW-dia or CLOUD-ia?

Claudia: It's CLOUD-ia.

(The camera cuts to a shot of Toby and Beth.)

Alex: C'mere, I want you to meet Daniel, listen...

Toby: Hey Daniel.

Daniel: Hey, what's up? You're... you're...

Toby: I'm Toby. Toby.

Daniel: You're Jonas' cousin?

Toby: Yeah.

Daniel: Are you serious?

Toby: Yeah, you know, I haven't seen him since the funeral so, I just...

Daniel: Dude, you should talk to him!

Toby: Okay.

Daniel: You should.

(The camera cuts away and pans over various people at the party.)

Daniel: Hey, what's up? What's your name, dude?

Seth: Seth.

Daniel: Seth? Hey, I'm Daniel.

Seth: Nice to meet you.

Daniel: Who's...

(The camera cuts away. Daniel now stands alone and addresses the camera.)

Daniel: I want to show you one thing really quickly. This guy has more game than Jonas.

(Daniel films the musician, who is now making out with a woman, then cuts away to Jonas.)

Jonas: (referring to Damien, who is wearing his jacket) He stole my jacket. I don't know what to do.

Damien: Want it back or what?

Jonas: Well, yeah. (Damien hands Jonas his jacket, but doesn't let go.)

Damien: You want it back? It's like a tug of war, come on!

Alex: Oh. My. God. (stepping in between them and grabbing the jacket.)

(Jonas looks at the camera. Cut to Daniel near the food table. He picks up a chicken wing and takes a big bite.)

Daniel: Mmmmmhmmhmmhhmm...

(Cut to Jonas talking to Damien, who is checking him out.)

Damien: So what are you doing later?

Jonas: Uhhh... nothing, really. I dunno. Probably just going to leave...

Damien: Really?

Jonas: Yaa...

Damien: With who? (He nibbles suggestively on a Rabbit wine opener.)

Jonas: Uhh my friend... (Jonas attempts to escape.)

Daniel: No, Jonas, we can hang out for a bit.

Damien: (to Jonas) You smell nice.

Daniel: He's very stiff like that.

Jonas: Thank you, I really appreciate that.

Alex: Alright, ... (unintelligible)

Damien: I've had a little too much to drink! It's too much fun. You look, you look fabulous.

Alex: I know, honey.

Damien: Just wanna eat you up like... (He makes an exaggerated biting noise)

Daniel: (mischeviously, to Damien) Hey, where'd Jonas go?

Damien: That's a good question! Hey, I'll see you later. (He leaves in search of Jonas.)

(The camera cuts to a shot of Sonya and Carl talking)

Carl: --this party, so you could talk to Alex, so you could get in her nephew's file...introduction...

Daniel: Hey, what's up?

Sonya: (She notices Daniel.) Oh, hi! Hi, I'm, I'm Sonya, I'm Alex's friend. (Carl tugs on her arm, and she looks at him.) What? (She looks back at Daniel.) I've been wanting to talk to you, your aunt has told me so much about you.

Daniel: Yeah, I don't know what to do, I don't know anybody here. I'm Jonas's--

Carl: So what was your name again? What was your name?

Daniel: Daniel.

Carl: Daniel? Hey, I got a question, dude.

Daniel: What's up, dude?

Carl: Hey do you, do you have a girlfriend here?

Daniel: Ummmmm...

Carl: I mean, can I go, can I go interrupt you talking to your-to your girlfriend?

Daniel: What? Are you serious?

Sonya: Oh, don't worry about that!

Carl: We were just-we were just talking and...

Daniel: All right, all right man, hey enjoy your night...alright

Carl: No, no, no, no, it's cool. Just let me know-just let me know when you have a girlfriend, I'll come up and talk to you, all right?

(The camera cuts away to a shot of Jonas, standing in a corner with a wine glass and rubbing his lips.)

Daniel: Dude, this sucks. Take the camera, everybody freakin' hates me.

Notes

  • This is the first time that we have seen a video whose theme matches the new ARG name, Parallax. "Parallax" is defined by the American Heritage Dictionary as "An apparent change in the direction of an object, caused by a change in observational position that provides a new line of sight."
  • There is a dispute as to what Carl actually said. Some people believe that he said "get his money" or "get his phone number", as well as other ideas.
  • This video was most likely put up to dismiss speculation of Jonas being gay, which was raised in part by Jonas seeming uncomfortable when Carla hit on him in the previous video, Uncle Dan. However, we see here that Jonas was just as uncomfortable, if not more, with Damien.