Valentine's Day Massacre

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Episode 133/1x133
Valentine’s Day Massacre

Jonas VDay Massacre.jpg
Hey, we've seen this pose before!

Blogger Jonas
Date Posted February 14th, 2007
Length 1:50
Description We've been debating back and forth about what to do now that Daniel's safe. Personally, I'm sick of sitting on my hands.
Location(s) Jonas's house
YouTube Tags LG15 lonelygirl15 daniel danielbeast jonas jonastko valentines day massacre al capone order ophaphid tachyon bree
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Director(s) Glenn Rubenstein
Executive Story Editor Glenn Rubenstein
Vidplay Glenn Rubenstein
Story Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Jonas Jackson Davis
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Valentine’s Day Massacre is the one-hundred thirty-third video in the lonelygirl15 video series. This video is correctly called "Valentine’s Day Massacre", with a punctuation apostrophe (right single quotation mark) instead of a typewriter apostrophe - it resides here for easier accessibility.


Jonas: (dramatically) Happy Valentine's Day!!! There okay, got that out of the way. Anyhow, I've decided that uh, I need to get my head straight. Because it's been in overdrive ever since...we decided to play James Bond Jr. And lis-listen, I'm not putting down Tachyon or her bro, trust me. Believe me. I know if they wanted to end me, they could do it in a heartbeat. I'm talking about the three of us here. You know, if it wasn't for you two...we'd probably be dead. Thanks, seriously. See, we just...we don't have it together. I'm thinking in hindsight...that we've kinda handled things badly. I don't know, the situation just got worse, until Daniel got...kidnapped. Only then did we decide to take action...but we needed outside help. We've been talking a lot in the past few days know, forming a plan to form a plan. The frustrating thing is that we can't even agree on that. And Daniel--Daniel's worried about what the Order knows, and he thinks that we should leave here, but you know what? I think that if they knew that we lived here, then they would be here. And Bree, she's willing to bring the fight to the Order's front door. Girl power. All this talk of fighting and since it's Valentine's Day, I thought of the Saint Valentine's Day Massacre, which was...1929, Chicago. Al Capone tricked like seven of Bugs Moran's best gangsters. How'd he do it? They dressed up like cops, because back in the day, during prohibition, gangsters didn't fear police. They just wiped them out, they didn't even see it coming. The thing is...Al Capone's enemies knew where he lived, but I guarantee you they thought twice before just going up to his house. The next time the Order tries to hit us, I'm not flinching. In fact, I'm going to hit back twice as hard. I-at this point, I think I'd just prefer a fight that is just going to finish this thing once and for all. Know what I'm saying?


  • Though this video seems to present no clues, it appears to mark the shift in the trio's general attitude of pro-action-- a general story-strengthening tool rather than anything mysterious.
  • OpAphid is misspelled in the tags. It is spelled "Ophaphid".