Very Important Lee
| Very Important Lee | |
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| Blogger | Lee |
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| Date Posted | May 11th, 2008 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | [736 forum discussion] |
| Length | 7:38 |
| Description | This was quite possibly the greatest day of my life. |
| Location(s) | Radio 1's Big Weekend |
| Cast | |
| Lee | Sam Donovan |
| Lauren | Emma Pollard |
| Scouting for Girls | Scouting for Girls |
| Annie Mac | Annie Mac |
| Nick Grimshaw | Nick Grimshaw |
| Megan | Megan Carver |
| Charlie | Tara Rushton |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
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Very Important Lee is the two-hundred fifty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the first video of season two.
Transcript
Lee: So here we are at the Radio 1 Big Weekend, and it's going to be very exciting 'cause Scouting For Girls are here and we're gonna have the best day of our entire lives!
Lauren: Hey, Lee, can you take this a minute?
Lee: Okay, give it here. (Takes the camera and turns it toward Lauren.)
Lauren: So how do I look?
Lee: You look lovely, Lauren. You always look lovely.
Lauren: Aww, thanks. Listen. Can you try, you know, not to do anything to embarrass us today?
Lee: Do anything embarrassing?
Lauren: I just want to have a fun day out, yeah?
Lee: You want to have a fun day out? Well, you try not doing anything embarrassing.
Lauren: Look, just, like, act normal?
Lee: Listen, Lauren, you need to remember that I'm quite important around these parts. I've been to Radio 1. I know Scouting For Girls. I know Grimmy. Don't show me up.
Lauren: Alright, alright. Fine.
(Lauren takes the camera from Lee.)
Lee: Yeah? Okay, well let's go.
Lauren: Fine then.
Lee: (Skipping.) Let's have a brilliant time! Woohoohoo! (Clicks his heels in the air.)
Lauren: Oh, god...
Lee: I reckon I can get us in because I know Grimmy, I know Scouting For Girls, been here before, and I think they're probably gonna recognise me, anyway. Just come with me. Just this way.
(Lee tries to push past a crowd steward.)
Steward: No, you can't come in here.
Lee: Can't come in?
Steward: No, you've got to have a pass.
Lauren: Lee, tell them that you know them or something.
Lee: Uh, I know- I know Scouting For Girls? (Cut to Lee walking to the queue.) 'Scuse me, has anyone seen Scouting For Girls anywhere?
Woman: Oh, yeah!
Lee: "She's so lovely"... You like them, don't you? Oh, she likes them! She- Oh, she likes them, too.
Lauren: Lee, can we please try and get in another way?
Lee: I think she fancies me! Do you know where Scouting For Girls are?
Girl: They're over there.
Lee: Over there? Oh my god, it's Scouting For Girls! Quick! (Cut to Lee shouting to the band from behind crowd control.) Roy! Roy! Roy, hi! Remember me? Remember me?
Lauren: Oh, god... Oh, god, he is such a bellend.
Lee: Roy, it's me! We met at Radio 1. Roy! (Cut to a view of the band talking to reporters.) Roy! Roy! Roy! Roy! I don't know why he's ignoring me... Roy!
Lauren: Lee, we can't go through there.
Lee: Roy!
Lauren: What a bellend!
Crowd: Three...two...one!
(Everyone screams as they run through the park. Lee giggles and runs away from Lauren.)
Lauren: Lee, wait! Wait! Calm down, Lee! Calm down...
Lee: Oh, Lauren, Lauren. Look what I've got. Do-do-do! (Lee pulls a microphone from behind his back.)
Lauren: What's that?
Lee: It's a microphone from JTV. Going to be worth something one day. We can use it to speak to people. Come on.
(Lee approaches a woman in the crowd.)
Lee: Hiya! I'm Lee Phillips from JustIncredible.TV. You might recognise me.
Woman: Right...
Lee: Do you?
Woman: No.
(Cut to Lee talking to another woman.)
Lee: Do you love Roy?
Woman: Shutup.
Lee: You're blushing.
(Cut to Lauren talking to a man.)
Lauren: Do you like Scouting For Girls?
Man: Yeah.
Lauren: Yeah? Oh, you do? (Cut to Lauren walking away.) He looks just like me dad, he does.
(Cut to Lee approaching more women.)
Lee: Hi, uh, I'm Lee Phillips from JustIncredible.TV. I don't know if you recognise me.
Woman: No.
Lee: It's quite famous, but no... But, erm, probably the hat. (Cut to the woman kissing Lee on the cheek.) Do you have a boyfriend?
Woman: Yes.
Lee: Oh.
(Cut to Lee singing "She's So Lovely" with a couple. Cut to Lee running towards Annie Mac.)
Lee: Look! Lauren, look! That's Annie Mac! You know Annie Mac? She's got her own show! (Cut to Lee on his knees in front of Annie Mac.) Will you please, Miss Mac--?
Annie: I'm really sorry, there's nothing I can do about that. Maybe I can get you some sort of a tee shirt.
Lee: Tee shirt?
Annie: Yeah. (Takes a tee shirt from her assistant and hands it to Lee.) Take it.
Lee: Oh, wow. (Lee giggles as he takes off his shirt.) This is brilliant! Look at this! Look at this!
(Cut to Lee walking in the new tee shirt.)
Lee: Quick, Lauren, they're doing a signing. They're doing a signing! (Runs to the autograph tent and is blocked by security.) Roy! Roy! Pardon me, could you have a word with your mate and just tell him that you know me? (The band laughs.) It's just- I know them; we're really good friends. We go way back, don't we, mate? We go back! Is it all right? Is it all right? Can I just-just-just sneak over..?
Security guard: No, you can't...
Lee: Maybe just try and climb over the fence-- I just- I-I just wanna go and... Roy! Roy, just tell him you know me! Roy!
Roy: Never seen him ever! (The band laughs.)
Lauren: You are such a knob. (Shakes her head.)
Lee: This is gonna be absolutely brilliant!
Lauren: This is never gonna work.
Lee: No, listen: you just pretend that you're filming me! (Waggles finger at Lauren.)
Lauren: I am filming you, you moron!
Lee: Uh... Grimmy! Grimmy! Grimmy, hi, Grimmy!
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Notes
- The title is a reference to Subservient Lee and possibly a pun on the phrase "Very Important Person".
