You've Gotta be Kidding

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Episode 7/1x007
You've Gotta be Kidding

LAST7-BrayStrummingGuitar.jpg
I'm really bad at, singing...

Blogger Bray
Date Posted March 17th, 2009
URL youtube.com
Forum forum discussion
Length 2:17
Description This whole thing is bogus, you all must be pretty stupid!
Location(s) Bray's pool
YouTube Tags LG15 The Last lonelygirl15 Australia Order Hymn of One You've Gotta be Kidding katemodern bree Bray Jayde Toni Chas
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) EQAL
Producer(s) Samantha Carr, Emily Rose Robinson, Andrew Strouthos, and Catherine Williams
Director(s) Andrew Strouthos
Director of Photography Andrew Strouthos
Visual Effects by Dominic O'Connell
Story Samantha Carr, Emily Rose Robinson, Andrew Strouthos, and Catherine Williams
Editor(s) Andrew Strouthos
Cast
Bray James Olds
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "The Gold Coast"
Next "Shot Down"
Next by Bray "Close Call"

You've Gotta be Kidding is the seventh video in the LG15: The Last video series.

Transcript

(Bray is heard singing and then tuning his guitar. The video fades in, showing him poolside, holding a guitar. He starts strumming.)

Bray: (singing) Everyone knows that I'm here for you. Everyone see that there is...

(Cut to Bray swimming in the pool. He pops out of the water and looks at the camera.)

Bray: Alright. First, trait positive? There's no such thing. It's just some pathetic, paranoia thing you've got going on, Chas. Quit your whining and go back home.

(Bray heads back out into the pool. Cut to Bray standing in front of the camera.)

And Mitch... (Laughs.) For God's sake, man; grow some balls. Stop being a bloody pushover. Otherwise I'll have to come and rough you up a bit.

(Cut to Bray doing a back flip into the pool. Cut to Bray skimming the water. Cut to Bray laying on the side of the pool.)

And Antonia. You actually went to Queensland on the notion of some other girls' wild fantasy? (Laughs.) I'm sorry, but there's no other word for it. You're an idiot.

(Cut to Bray riding a bike into the pool. Cut to Bray floating on his stomach in the pool. Beer bottles are sitting on the deck. Cut to Bray playing his guitar.)

Bray: (singing) Goin' down the pub, goin' down the pub tonight. Gonna get real pissed, gonna get real pissed tonight.

(Cut to Bray floating in the middle of the pool on a wakeboard.)

Bray: And as for Jayde Cooper, (Laughs.) I think she's been hiding from you. She clearly doesn't want to be found. Doesn't believe this rubbish.

(Bray flips off the wakeboard into the water. Cut to Bray playing his guitar.)

Bray: (singing) We're gonna have some beers.

(Cut to Bray skimming a beer bottle out of the water. Cut to Bray playing his guitar.)

Bray: (singing) We're gonna booze some chicks.

(Cut to Bray jumping into the pool. Cut to Bray pulling several bottles of beer from under the water. He pours the contents of one of the bottles onto his head. Cut to Bray grilling.)

Bray: Congratulations to Leigh Taylor. For not contacting you. (Takes a swig from a bottle of beer.) She clearly feels in danger, Chas.

(Cut to Bray running up to the camera with the wakeboard. He throws it into the water and hops on top, pretending to surf. Cut to Bray doing a back flip into the pool. Cut to Bray holding himself out of the pool.)

Yeah. Hate me if you must. I'd like to see you do something about it, Mitch. Come and get me. I work at a pub at Pymble. Ask for Bray.

(Cut to Bray playing his guitar.)

Bray: (singing) We're goin' down the pub tonight, goin' down the pub tonight.

(Cut to Bray walking to the camera.)

Bray: So what are you gonna do?

(Bray laughs. Cut to Bray doing a cannonball into the pool. Cut to Bray strumming his guitar and yelling at the camera. He smashes the guitar as the video cuts to black.)

Bray: (singing) We're goin' down the pub tonight.

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