Tonight being the big night and all, I figured I should give you some insight into my preparation process. This way you too can learn to be charming and smart and sophisimacated (should you find yourself in a courtship-type situation).

In order to keep it simple, above are ten steps to being awesome, in concise easy-to-follow pictures.

Abide by them, and by the end of the night, you are guaranteed a high five at the very least.