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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

yo mama so fat she needed a map to find the end of her stomach.

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Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

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BallsyMcD · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:01 pm Post subject:

yo mama's so fat her nickname is "DAMN!!"
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so stupid, at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she put Sagittarius.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

Luv2Skydive · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:05 pm Post subject:

Yo momma's so fat when she walked in front of the tv, I missed 3 commercials.
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Luv2Skydive · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:06 pm Post subject:

Yo momma's so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.
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Luv2Skydive · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 8:10 pm Post subject:

Yo momma's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so ugly, even the elephant man paid to see her.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

Cuddlebunni · Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 10:45 pm Post subject:

Yo mommas so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of george washingtons nose
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ohhhmyyygoddd · Devoted Fan Joined: 11 Oct 2006 Posts: 544

yo momma so stupid she wanted a change so she sat on the tv and watched the couch

yo momma so fat and stupid i said it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and a spoon
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

yo mama is so stupid she thought the great lakes was a theme park
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

you mamais so big this is how she plays hop scotch........................Florida Tennessee New York...........
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AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:51 am Post subject:

Yo mamma so stupid she thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project.
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 5:51 am Post subject:

Yo mamma so fat other fat women orbit her.
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:42 am Post subject:

Yo mamma so dumb she almost killed herself boiling water in the toaster.
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!