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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a parked car........
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

yo mamas like a remote controler even a 3yr old can turn her on
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AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 6:56 am Post subject:

Yo momma only got one leg, talkin' about how she wants to kick it.
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stuart2004 · The Order of Denderah Joined: 09 Nov 2006 Posts: 2735

yo mamas got one eye and a peg leg thats why thwy call her I-HOP
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AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:08 am Post subject:

Yo momma so stupid she went to the Gap to get her toof fixed.
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AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:22 am Post subject:

Yo momma so dumb she shoved a phone up her ass, talkin' about how she was gonna make a booty call.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so stupid, when she heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
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AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:06 am Post subject:

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw a "Wrong Way" sign in her rearview mirror, she turned around.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:09 am Post subject:

Yo momma so dumb she thought Grape Nuts was an STD.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so stupid, when she went by the YMCA she said "Hey, they spelled Macy's wrong.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:20 am Post subject:

Yo momma so stupid I told her I was reading a book by Homer and she asked me if I'd ever read anything by Bart.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:33 am Post subject:

Yo momma's so dumb she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

Yo Mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
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But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.

"Celebrate we will for life is short but sweet for certain."