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GoodGollyItsHolly
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 Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 1:37 am Post subject: Dirty Daddies |
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When I'm not working on a show I babysit at hotels for out of towners. Ususally the parents come home trashed and leave me a killer tip, I can't complain. Tonight I was with another girl, there were two families in adjoining suites. The two sets of parents came home around 12:30 from a barenaked ladies concert (apparently they were friends with the ladies themselves). The moms checked on the kids then went to their rooms to get ready for bed. the dads walked us out, and then said...
"i know somewhere we can go and have a quickie"
I kid you not.
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romanceismusic
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 2:15 am Post subject: |
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THATS FUCKIN AWFUL!
on a lighter note...BNL is like one of the coolest bands to hang with EVER. one of my favorite. right behind 3 days grace. they know how to keep things fun. ^_^
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iamcool
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:02 am Post subject: |
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omg  i've got bare naked ladies album n over the last week ive been playin it loadzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
but imagine if u were a boy and the mam said that, wowuld you mind then  i know i wouldnt, well thats if she was fit  
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AutoPilate
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 7:23 am Post subject: Re: Dirty Daddies |
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| GoodGollyItsHolly wrote: | When I'm not working on a show I babysit at hotels for out of towners. Ususally the parents come home trashed and leave me a killer tip, I can't complain. Tonight I was with another girl, there were two families in adjoining suites. The two sets of parents came home around 12:30 from a barenaked ladies concert (apparently they were friends with the ladies themselves). The moms checked on the kids then went to their rooms to get ready for bed. the dads walked us out, and then said...
"i know somewhere we can go and have a quickie"
I kid you not. |
Yeah, and I was really hoping you'd take me seriously this time. 
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Mirage
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:21 am Post subject: Re: Dirty Daddies |
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | GoodGollyItsHolly wrote: | When I'm not working on a show I babysit at hotels for out of towners. Ususally the parents come home trashed and leave me a killer tip, I can't complain. Tonight I was with another girl, there were two families in adjoining suites. The two sets of parents came home around 12:30 from a barenaked ladies concert (apparently they were friends with the ladies themselves). The moms checked on the kids then went to their rooms to get ready for bed. the dads walked us out, and then said...
"i know somewhere we can go and have a quickie"
I kid you not. |
Yeah, and I was really hoping you'd take me seriously this time. |
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Killthesmiley
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 9:22 am Post subject: |
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that is highly highly wrong....
ew
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LesterG
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| Posted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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BOTH the dads said that???
stupid dads and their fantasy of the babysitter... maybe you should give him a taste of the discomfort and mention it to the wives 
but then again....
what if the wives wanted to join in too? 
Disclaimer: If you do decide to do that, I am in no way responsible for your actions
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quikstrike98
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| Posted: Sat Nov 18, 2006 4:27 am Post subject: |
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| LesterG wrote: | BOTH
what if the wives wanted to join in too?
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I would be demanding photographic/video documentary evidence.
Purely for anthropological research purposes, of course.
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nobackspacebutton
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I can't believe that.
But wait I can.
Its just ... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Guys like that piss me off.
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AutoPilate
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: Re: Dirty Daddies |
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| Mirage wrote: | | AutoPilate wrote: | | GoodGollyItsHolly wrote: | When I'm not working on a show I babysit at hotels for out of towners. Ususally the parents come home trashed and leave me a killer tip, I can't complain. Tonight I was with another girl, there were two families in adjoining suites. The two sets of parents came home around 12:30 from a barenaked ladies concert (apparently they were friends with the ladies themselves). The moms checked on the kids then went to their rooms to get ready for bed. the dads walked us out, and then said...
"i know somewhere we can go and have a quickie"
I kid you not. |
Yeah, and I was really hoping you'd take me seriously this time. |
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She didn't seem to appreciate the joke as much as you did, Mirage.
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Mirage
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:06 am Post subject: |
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Holy resurrected threads, batman!
AP, if you had said that to me you'd be damn sure I'd appreciate it to it's fullest. |
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nobackspacebutton
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:08 am Post subject: Re: Dirty Daddies |
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | AutoPilate wrote: | | GoodGollyItsHolly wrote: | When I'm not working on a show I babysit at hotels for out of towners. Ususally the parents come home trashed and leave me a killer tip, I can't complain. Tonight I was with another girl, there were two families in adjoining suites. The two sets of parents came home around 12:30 from a barenaked ladies concert (apparently they were friends with the ladies themselves). The moms checked on the kids then went to their rooms to get ready for bed. the dads walked us out, and then said...
"i know somewhere we can go and have a quickie"
I kid you not. |
Yeah, and I was really hoping you'd take me seriously this time. |
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She didn't seem to appreciate the joke as much as you did, Mirage. |
I didn't even see that...lol. Just read the story Holly posted above.
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Mirage
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| Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:09 am Post subject: |
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Guys like that piss me off. |
Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Unless you like that sorta thing.  |
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agent_fondue
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What a sad place the world is.
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Mirage
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Hey AP! If you read this I was thinking of you yesterday. Not like that! (Well... ) My cable provider has these "on Demand" chanels where you can view old shows and the HBO On Demand has the full first season of Rome! So I need to watch them all by the 14th. |
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