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Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:57 am Post subject: SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

OK because I've been spouting off random snl jeopary skit lines from on specific skit...i figured i'd make athread so we can spout off lines and bounce them back and forth between each other....
just for kicks and giggles

alex: this condiment is made from mustand seeds
*bleep*
alex: french stewart
French: the answer of course is onions
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

Mirage · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:00 am Post subject:

"Turd Ferguson"

What more needs to be said? Very Happy

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

Damn you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Mirage · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:02 am Post subject:

"The rapists"

"That's therapists"

Laughing

Christ, this is one of my all time favourite skits. Very Happy

Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:05 am Post subject:

alex: Marlin, pick your catagory
Marlin Brando: uhh....fishing for 100
alex:....theres no fishing on the board.
Marlin : Uh... i like fishing
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:07 am Post subject:

alex: remember, the catagory is famous "Roberts". Famous "roberts" in the Kennedy Family.
Burt: Robert Blake
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:07 am Post subject:

Alex: And the answer is, "You usually drink water out of one of these." buzz Sean Connery.

Sean: A leather glove.
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:08 am Post subject:

alex: is your birthday on december 25th Mr Renyolds?
Burt: No July 7th
alex: actually i have your bio here, It's February 11th
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:11 am Post subject:

alex: This play by william shakespear is about a merchant who lives in venice
burt: Yea it was footloose
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

AutoPilate · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:12 am Post subject:

Sean: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!
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Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!

Killthesmiley · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:15 am Post subject:

HAHAHA I forgot about that one pilot!!!

ALex: Its been a hard days night i should be sleep like a "this"
*bleep*
Burt: Yea a Chinese whore
alex: no
*bleep*
alex: Jon Travolta
John: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~

Mirage · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:23 am Post subject:

"Name this continent"

"AAAASSSIA"

Laughing

Kanazaka · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject:

Alex: "Miso ... yes, that is a kind of soup .. now how much did you wager? Horny. Miso Horny." Probably not an exact quote, but that was still hilarious Laughing

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And I forget what preceded this but:

Alex: "I don't get it"

Sean: "Oh, I think you do, Trebek."
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iamcool · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:19 pm Post subject:

we dont get that here Sad

it sounds funny though
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cooltron5000 is also accepted

My lawyers told me to edit the content of this signature so i didn't get sued

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Killthesmiley · Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 6:23 pm Post subject:

you don't get saturday night live??????????? poor Josh
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kelly

YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!

ME: I think I'm you, only better.

~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~