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boygirls12 · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:32 am Post subject: offtopic: Funny joke ;)

timeoff, people! funny joke here Smile

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Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.
2.No = Yes.
3.May-b = No.
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it? Wink

Flautapantera · Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 2:26 pm Post subject:

Wow.

Now doesn't that answer a lot of my questions. Wink

But I particularly enjoy No. 4 (It's your decision/The correct decision should be obvious right now). Because it's true.
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The Lovely Miss M. · Casual Observer Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 27

No, I've had so many guys flip out when I'm like "You decide this time where we go" because they are so afraid that they'll pick the wrong answer.

Really, I'm just indecisive and hate making the decisions all the time about what we're doing.

nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:16 am Post subject:

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MrsCop · Devoted Fan Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 525

I like # 12. I reeeeally like it.
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:38 pm Post subject:

10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

^makes me sad
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iamcool · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:39 pm Post subject:

they are right tho
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:41 pm Post subject:

kinda

but humanity is sad
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

yhea, sad, I agree
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject:

its kind of sad to think how people react to sex...
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

what do you mean by react?
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject:

how they use it

want it

abuse it Wink

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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

O, I wholeheartedly agree with that.
I hate how so many women use it as a tool to get what they want. not cool.
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject:

and men abuse it ... completely

sometimes this world is just..sad.
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agent_fondue · The Order of Denderah Joined: 15 Nov 2006 Posts: 2565

i agree
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