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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but your TV blows up and you can't watch it

I wish I had brownies
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EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 8:02 pm Post subject:

Granted, but they taste like butt and are poisonous

I wish I had the ninth season of Frasier
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted, but at the end of the season everyone dies and there isnt a 10th or 11th season

I wish I could lose 20 lbs without dieting
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PinkoLady · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:21 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you gain 500 lbs. WITH dieting.

I wish beer wasn't so caloric

ALSO:

janesalteredstates · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 10:58 pm Post subject:

Granted, but only because all beer ceases to exist.

I wish I could teleport.
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EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:09 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you can't control where you teleport and end up in some old lady's bedroom

I wish I had a snack right now
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janesalteredstates · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:11 pm Post subject:

Granted, but it's a dead baby.

I wish Buffy The Vampire Slayer never ended.
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EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject:

Granted, but all of the episodes suck more then Paris Hilton and you can never stop watching.

I wish someone would give me a hug
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but it's a creepy stalker and he's outside everyday wanting another hug!

I wish I didn't have to wake up early
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EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:26 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you can only stay awake for one hour during the day

I wish it would snow a wee bit more where I am
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but wee turns into snow spreeeeeeeee and you are stuck in your house for 2 weeks with the crazy stalker!!!

I wish I could go shopping
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:34 pm Post subject:

Granted, but you can't keep anything you bought and you can't go shopping again!

I wish I was stuck in the with a guys who looked like this:

for a whole week! Twisted Evil

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senoritablanca · Devoted Fan Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 876

Granted, but you'd soon realize he was batting for the other team, and isn't much of a switch hitter.

I wish i could get some sleep

EternalGoddess · Posted: Sat Feb 17, 2007 11:50 pm Post subject:

Granted, but now you can't stop falling asleep

I wish I had time to travel overseas
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janesalteredstates · Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2007 12:11 am Post subject:

granted. You just keep traveling over seas for eternity never landing.

I wish my Sims 2 worked.
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