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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:42 pm Post subject: |
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| LesterG wrote: | | Ziola wrote: | | *backs slowly out of the thread* |
hahahah  |
 _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. |
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:44 pm Post subject: |
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granted, but ziola likes me more
I wish BA and I teamed up fought off all the other vamps and ended up victorious with Ziola as our love slave pet person. _________________ Seraph Haku
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:45 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, we win the battle against the vampires and Ziola ends up as our sex slave...but Ziola isn't really Ziola, but a big mean angry goblin girl with four boobs that grow with every particle of dust that falls onto her nose. Ziola's boobs grow so big one night that we suffocate underneath them and die.
I wish that never happened @.@ _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:47 pm Post subject: |
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granted Ziola is still our love slave, but instead she is a sexy succubus that retains her dancing skills and performs for us nightly until...
I wish we could capture another FEMALE love slave  _________________ Seraph Haku
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but we actually capture two sex slaves...when you accidently grabbed the sexy female sex slave #2, you grabbed twins that are stuck together...one girl and one guy attached by their ass...giving us one weird double sex slave... And Ziola dances, but only inside a special magick box.
I wish the magick box was see through. _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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granted, but ziola only dances when ziola only feel horny
I wish ziola was always horny  _________________ Seraph Haku
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Jamidru The Order of Denderah

Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 2573 Location: the village of Wall
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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Granted, but she turns into a lesbian and only wants to .. 'hang out' with me.
I wish I had a girlfriend. _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:56 pm Post subject: |
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granted, but your girlfriend turns out to be a boyfriend named lesterg
I wish Jami wanted to play with our wierd sex slave _________________ Seraph Haku
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:58 pm Post subject: |
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Granted. Jami plays cards with our sex slave every night, leaving us frustrated and no sex slave to 'play with'. Kas joins in and eventually we have the whole party thread bringing over vamp-friends, poodles, and evil unicorns and then we are forced to move back into our shack...where we started from...with only the hopes to win our castle back.
I wish that Jami and Kas didn't take over our castle. >.< _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
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Ziola The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:59 pm Post subject: |
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Might I suggest therapy  |
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Jamidru The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:01 pm Post subject: |
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Granted but Kas and I start getting really whiny and want you to entertain us all the time!
I wish the sex slave I play cards with wasn't quite so weird. |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Ziola wrote: |
Might I suggest therapy  |
Granted. Ziola, me, Les, Kas, and Jami all take a group therapy lesson given by Jonas...but instead of healing our inner demons he brainwashes us and we end up dressing all in black with sunglasses and drinking orange slurpies sooo much that our brains are in constant brain freeze.
I wish it wasn't cold outside. _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:02 pm Post subject: |
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granted we never let jami play with our twins, but instead turned our twins into her and jami became sex slave #2 and kas came along and decided to chill and watch the sex slaves make sexy slave love while I felt up BA.
I wish this castle had more lighting _________________ Seraph Haku
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LesterG The Order of Denderah

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Posted: Tue Feb 20, 2007 1:06 pm Post subject: |
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| nobackspacebutton wrote: | | Ziola wrote: |
Might I suggest therapy  |
Granted. Ziola, me, Les, Kas, and Jami all take a group therapy lesson given by Jonas...but instead of healing our inner demons he brainwashes us and we end up dressing all in black with sunglasses and drinking orange slurpies sooo much that our brains are in constant brain freeze.
I wish it wasn't cold outside. |
granted, it's now cold inside... thanks alot BA.. and with our constant brain freezes we all become frosty ninjas and kcut ppls heads off as we flip out
I wish we cut jonas' head off _________________ Seraph Haku
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