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Kasdeja Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 7754 Location: Back...and to the left.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:38 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | Kasdeja wrote: | Ugh...a vendor that's been coming in the past couple weeks. He asked how my day was so far, I said something like it felt like Sunday. He then said "you must not go to church on sunday"...I said, when I find a church that I agree with I'll go...and then...Jesus.
I agree that Jesus was a cool guy, it's all these assholes representing him that I resent...I think Jesus would be o.k. with me not going to church, frankly. GRRRR. |
Oh good Lord (litterally). As soon as he said the church comment you should have just said that you're busy feeding the homeless or something totally selfless.
Or go the opposite route and tell him that you're too busy sacrificing babies.  |
Ahhh....I should have told him I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian...like that one avatar. _________________
You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:39 am Post subject: |
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| Sim7lizard wrote: | | so anybody got something exciting comin up? |
Every day in Mirage world is exciting. It's how I roll.
My birthday's on Saturday and I will be drinking muchly and letting other people spend mass amounts of cash on me. Good times.
What about you? Anything planned? |
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:41 am Post subject: |
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| wintermute wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | You forgot to twist around my poking comment into something pervy. That's okay, it's monday. AND you're pouncing me. I'll let it slide for now.  |
Sorry... Off my game... It's Monday morning, and I haven't had any coffee yet
'mute |
*hooks you up to a pure caffeine IV*
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Ahhh....I should have told him I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian...like that one avatar. |
That would have been awesome. "I'm too busy practicing immoral behavior to go and pray for the redemption of my soul. Bugger off."  |
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Sim7lizard Hymn of One

Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 11932 Location: Drinking Orange Soda
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:43 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | Sim7lizard wrote: | | so anybody got something exciting comin up? |
Every day in Mirage world is exciting. It's how I roll.
My birthday's on Saturday and I will be drinking muchly and letting other people spend mass amounts of cash on me. Good times.
What about you? Anything planned? |
Sounds like a load of fun!!! No I have nothing coming up soon!
I have a long contract in a little while but that's it!
But I do think that I will drink an impressive amount of alcohol soon!
 _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! |
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Broken Kid Site Admin

Joined: 14 Sep 2006 Posts: 5276
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:44 am Post subject: |
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Don't adjust your computer screens. The Party Thread will return in a moment... _________________ President of the Owen Fan Club |
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Broken Kid Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:56 am Post subject: |
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Argh!
I've split the party thread up five or six times, and for some reason, this morning I couldn't get it right! Sorry to leave so few pages, but I had to split things and combine things all over the place. Anyway, I'm confidant we can fill it up again!
Now back to your regularly scheduled perviness...er, I mean programming! _________________ President of the Owen Fan Club |
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:57 am Post subject: |
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| I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth* |
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Sheikh Gomelez Thor's Hammer

Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 1237 Location: The Garden of Forking Paths, south of Viriconium.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| wintermute wrote: | People tend to avoid me after I respond to their jesus sermon. I wouldn't know why or anything  |
When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver.
For some reason, hepatomancy isn't as popular as it once was. My offer almost always puts an end to the conversation. Perhaps it's my deadpan delivery.
Once or twice, I've attempted to convert the proselytizer to the Sacrament of Transition, one of my favorite fringe groups. That seems to have a similar effect on the dialogue. _________________ Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
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Sim7lizard Hymn of One

Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 11932 Location: Drinking Orange Soda
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:59 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth* |
There there Mirage **Huggles) take this nice tequila shot and It will make the bad people go away! _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! |
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Broken Kid Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth* |
I'm sorry Mirage!
And I'm sorry, kas! You posted in the old thread by accident when I briefly thought I got it right and unlocked it. I tried to move your post, but it won't let me. The forum is being very fickle today.  _________________ President of the Owen Fan Club |
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Kasdeja Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 7754 Location: Back...and to the left.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:02 am Post subject: |
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I need to pee. _________________
You cannot make another post so soon after your last; please try again in a short while.
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Broken Kid Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| Sheikh Gomelez wrote: | | When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver. |
I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith! And even if it doesn't come up, Fluffy makes a wonderful pillow! _________________ President of the Owen Fan Club |
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Sim7lizard Hymn of One

Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 11932 Location: Drinking Orange Soda
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:03 am Post subject: |
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| Kasdeja wrote: | | I need to pee. |
DON'T GO!!!
HOLD IT IN!!!
LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR PEE!!!
DON'T LET IT CONTROL YOU!!! _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! |
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Mirage Hymn of One

Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 8655 Location: I say! I'm going to crush your city!
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:04 am Post subject: |
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| Sim7lizard wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth* |
There there Mirage **Huggles) take this nice tequila shot and It will make the bad people go away! |
Yay, tequila!
| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | I was so confused. *huddles and rocks back and forth* |
I'm sorry Mirage!
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Show me.
Anyways, must go take the dog out. Be back in a little while, peeps.  |
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Broken Kid Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:06 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | | Broken Kid wrote: | I'm sorry Mirage!
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Show me.  |
*makes you a card out of construction paper with lots of magic marker hearts and happy faces and glues elbow macaroni to say "I'm sowwy miragey!" in big letters*
That's what you meant, right? _________________ President of the Owen Fan Club |
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