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Sheikh Gomelez
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Sheikh Gomelez wrote: | | When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver. |
I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith! |
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical. 
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wintermute
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:08 am Post subject: |
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| Mirage wrote: | *hooks you up to a pure caffeine IV*  |
I need it this morning... And I've got a "technical interview" with AT&T this morning... Ugg... I hate dealing with AT&T...
Hehe... Last time someone asked "How are you and Jesus getting along?" I replied "Fine, until he slept with my wife." I got the blank "WTF?!" stare in return, so added "Oh! You mean *that* Jesus." Fundamentalists have absolutely no sense of humor about religion  Oh well, it ended the conversation pretty quickly 
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Broken Kid
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| Sheikh Gomelez wrote: | | Broken Kid wrote: | | I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith! |
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical. |
I assure you that it's for the former and not the latter reasons. I have no idea how those other rumors got started, but they're totally not true!!! 
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Sheikh Gomelez
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:14 am Post subject: |
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Sheikh Gomelez wrote: | | Broken Kid wrote: | | I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith! |
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical. |
I assure you that it's for the former and not the latter reasons. I have no idea how those other rumors got started, but they're totally not true!!! |
I'll take your word... on faith, of course.
If you're wrong, I wouldn't want to witness that sort of thing. I'm... sensitive.
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Sim7lizard
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:17 am Post subject: |
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wow!!! Complete change of subject!!! From Jesus to sheep hugging ( and by hugging you know what I mean! )
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Sheikh Gomelez
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:20 am Post subject: |
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It's all love, man. And it's always all about love.
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wintermute
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:27 am Post subject: |
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| Sim7lizard wrote: | | wow!!! Complete change of subject!!! From Jesus to sheep hugging ( and by hugging you know what I mean! ) |
Hey... When I think of Jesus, I always think of sheep hugging. 
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Kasdeja
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:31 am Post subject: |
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Ahhh...I love you guys. And I'm not even drunk and still saying that...that's how you know you're special.
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Sheikh Gomelez
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:32 am Post subject: |
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Ahhh...I love you guys. And I'm not even drunk and still saying that...that's how you know you're special. |
Aww, thanks. No one's called me special since I learned to ride a bike without training wheels... at seventeen.
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Ziola
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:37 am Post subject: |
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| Dear me...what have I walked into this morning. Thank goodness I have already had multiple cups of coffee.... |
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Sheikh Gomelez
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:38 am Post subject: |
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"What fresh new hell is this?"
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Sim7lizard
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:39 am Post subject: |
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ZIOLA!!!!!! the dearest of them all!!!!
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Ziola
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:42 am Post subject: |
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Good Morning Sim!!!!!!!
How are you today, love? |
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Sim7lizard
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:43 am Post subject: |
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Doin great now that you're here!!!
How about you?
You've been dancing in my dreams all week-end!!!
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wintermute
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| Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Ziola wrote: | | Dear me...what have I walked into this morning. Thank goodness I have already had multiple cups of coffee.... |
I'm not really evil... Honest! I'm not! 
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