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Sim7lizard · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 6:13 am Post subject:

Granted but you're tied up to

I wish I could have breakfast in bed!
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Ziola · The Order of Denderah Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 5774

Granted, but you have to eat all your meals in bed because you are an invalid.

I wish I had a vacation coming up

Jess4298 · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:51 am Post subject:

Granted, but your vacation is spent being tied up with zipties

I wish I could go back to Atlantis
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 7:55 am Post subject:

Granted. You go there, but it isn't the right Atlantis. Its a somewhat desolute island off the coast of Costa Rica and you are doomed to stay there for the rest of your life...alone.

I wish I had already moved to NC!
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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted, but everyone else is gone!! You live their all by yourself!

I wish I could find the perfect house
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:12 am Post subject:

Granted but it burns down as soon as the U-haul truck arrives with your stuff

I wish I could have slept 3 more hours
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7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:08 am Post subject:

Granted, but you sleep wrong on your arm and it hurts when you wake up

I wish it wasn't snowing and it was summmeerrrr
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:10 am Post subject:

Granted but it's 130 degree out and your house is melting!

I wish I had a nice orange juice right here next to me!
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:10 am Post subject:

Granted. Its summer, but it mimics the Twilight Zone episode where the earth keeps moving closer and closer to the sun...soon enough, everyone dies of heat exhaustion.

I wish it would keep raining today!
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7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:14 am Post subject:

Granted, but it rains so much it floods

I wish I had some Captain Crunch
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LesterG · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:20 am Post subject:

granted, but now you have aquired diabetes type II and can't eat it due to blood sugar levels

I wish I had the power to control time
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:08 pm Post subject:

Granted but you will always be dressed from the wrong time period!

I wish I could read 1000 words per second!
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Ziola · The Order of Denderah Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 5774

Granted, but you loose your short term memory so nothing you read ever sticks...

I wish I hadn't posted racy pics on the forum Embarassed

AutoPilate · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject:

Granted, but instead you post racy videos on YouTube.

I wish Zi were teaching me the art of dance.
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 12:31 pm Post subject:

Granted but you break your pelvis and cannot do anything anymore!

I wish ZIola would be with in my room right now!!!
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