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psychobunnie Enthusiastic Fan
Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 377
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:01 pm Post subject: Awesome Pick-up Lines. |
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i'll be cool and start it off with DB's infamous...
"You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause you Da Bomb." _________________ SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LOVE.
Danny B - A whole new meaning to Beastiality. |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 5301 Location: High Heels and Stockings
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:16 am Post subject: |
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Is it hot in here, or is it just .. you? _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. |
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iamcool The Order of Denderah
Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Posts: 5981 Location: England
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:24 am Post subject: |
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if i could rearrange the alphabet i would be put u and i together _________________ my name is josh, not iamcool or iam or cool
cooltron5000 is also accepted
My lawyers told me to edit the content of this signature so i didn't get sued
Me and Oobles are 'TWAT's - 'The Worldwide Association of Threadjacking' |
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senoritablanca Devoted Fan
Joined: 21 Dec 2006 Posts: 876
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:04 am Post subject: |
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do you wash your pants with windex? because i can totally see myself in them. |
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cosmicdancer Enthusiastic Fan
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 465 Location: on the road.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:49 pm Post subject: |
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are you tired? 'cos you've been running through my mind all day. |
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BallsyMcD P. Monkey's Agent
Joined: 25 Nov 2006 Posts: 2486 Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long. _________________
Quote: | The adjectives add an element of psychological warfare amongst the children, because they can insult the circle, confuse the circle with 'May Duck' or 'Gray Puck' |
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cosmicdancer Enthusiastic Fan
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 465 Location: on the road.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:54 pm Post subject: |
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haha I've never heard that one. |
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nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
Joined: 04 Oct 2006 Posts: 5301 Location: High Heels and Stockings
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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BallsyMcD wrote: | wanna play house?
you play the screen door and i'll slam you all night long. |
lmao
love it _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
BA Tells Lies.
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psychobunnie Enthusiastic Fan
Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 377
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:26 pm Post subject: |
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i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table.
andd.....
are you a parking ticket, cause you got FINE written all over you. _________________ SOME CALL ME THE GANGSTA OF LOVE.
Danny B - A whole new meaning to Beastiality. |
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charliebrown Thor's Hammer
Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 1407 Location: With Spencer Gilman <3
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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I need to sit down because your so sexy you make my knees weak _________________ Co-President Of Spencer Gilman's Fan Club
Play with a ball...and sing.
Hi, I'm Charlie and a girl! |
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Flautapantera Moderator
Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Posts: 4941 Location: Lost; if found, please notify
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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psychobunnie wrote: | i wish you were my homework so i could do you on the table. |
I love that one! Although I'm not sure I'd use it as a pick-up line... _________________ Vice President of the Owen Fan Club
You know that moment where you just want to grab a pair of scissors and run away with them? |
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thelogicpuzzler Lonely Fan
Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 217 Location: Past the Jellicle Moon, In the Heavyside Layer
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:38 pm Post subject: |
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Your senses must be messed up 'cuz your eyes are talkin' to me.
from bored.com _________________ I'm here hoping to work on my Mystery Solving Skills! |
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cosmicdancer Enthusiastic Fan
Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 465 Location: on the road.
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized?
(eck! Haha. That ones from 200 Cigarettes) |
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thelogicpuzzler Lonely Fan
Joined: 26 Dec 2006 Posts: 217 Location: Past the Jellicle Moon, In the Heavyside Layer
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner. _________________ I'm here hoping to work on my Mystery Solving Skills! |
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charliebrown Thor's Hammer
Joined: 15 Sep 2006 Posts: 1407 Location: With Spencer Gilman <3
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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thelogicpuzzler wrote: | Guy comes up to a girl with a sugar packet saying: "You dropped you name tag" or something of that manner. |
a boy in my class did that to our 50ish year old teacher _________________ Co-President Of Spencer Gilman's Fan Club
Play with a ball...and sing.
Hi, I'm Charlie and a girl! |
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