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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:28 am    Post subject: The Magical Soda Machine | 
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				Another Game....
 
 
Here's how it goes. 
 
 
You insert something into the machine. For example, you could insert a dollar, ten dollars or a hundred dollars...Anything works, okay? Then the person below you tells you what you get out of the machine, rather it be a soda, a stripper, a cow, air....anything. Then it starts all over.
 
 
 
Example:
 
 
Person #1: *inserts $5*
 
Person #2: You get a new car. 
 
                 *inserts an umbrella*
 
Person #3: You get a sierra mist.
 
                 *inserts 25 cents*
 
 
And so on and so on.. 
 
 
 
*Inserts $1* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.
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		Sim7lizard Hymn of One
  
  Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 11932 Location: Drinking Orange Soda
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:35 am    Post subject:  | 
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				you get a 2$
 
 
 
 
 
*insert my toothbrush _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
 
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! | 
			 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:38 am    Post subject:  | 
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				You get toothpaste. O.O whoa.
 
 
 
*inserts a lotto ticket* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. | 
			 
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		Hooda17 Thor's Hammer
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:41 am    Post subject:  | 
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				You get sprayed in the face with a hose.
 
 
*inserts a bit of moldy cheese* | 
			 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:44 am    Post subject:  | 
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				You get some Oakley sunglasses.
 
 
 
*Inserts a two dollar bill* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. | 
			 
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		Sim7lizard Hymn of One
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:49 am    Post subject:  | 
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				you get your 1$ back!
 
 
Insert a watch _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
 
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! | 
			 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:54 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Your watch spits back out at you...in pieces.    
 
 
 
*Inserts a penny* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. | 
			 
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		Sim7lizard Hymn of One
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 8:05 am    Post subject:  | 
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				you get some floss
 
 
 
 
Insert my cell phone _________________ If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
 
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous! | 
			 
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		Jess4298 The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:03 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Your cell phone spits back out, now painted purple!
 
 
*inserts my car keys* _________________ I too have discovered the location of our fearless Commander Cloud!
 
(But I'm not telling either!!) | 
			 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Out comes a new car!
 
 
 
*inserts an orange* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. | 
			 
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		colbertnationgirl Hymn of One
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:02 am    Post subject:  | 
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				you get pure evil   
 
 
inserts $5 _________________ That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life. | 
			 
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		iamcool The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:04 am    Post subject:  | 
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				u get a life to supply of my foot up ur ass
 
 
insert penis _________________ my name is josh, not iamcool or iam or cool
 
cooltron5000 is also accepted
 
 
My lawyers told me to edit the content of this signature so i didn't get sued
 
 
Me and Oobles are 'TWAT's - 'The Worldwide Association of Threadjacking'   | 
			 
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		senoritablanca Devoted Fan
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:08 am    Post subject:  | 
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				you get a castration.
 
 
*inserts a pickle* | 
			 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:08 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Ow..just...Ow. 
 
 
Penis's are not meant to be shoved into a soda machine, Josh. 
 
 
 
Poor you. >.<
 
 
You get a broken penis.
 
 
 
 
*inserts a dime* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
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		nobackspacebutton The Order of Denderah
  
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				 Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 10:08 am    Post subject:  | 
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				 	  | senoritablanca wrote: | 	 		  you get a castration.
 
 
*inserts a pickle* | 	  
 
 
 
oops, you got to Josh's before me. ^_^
 
 
 
You get a Whopper from Burger King!
 
 
 
*inserts another dime* _________________ What ever happened to that girl BA?
 
 
BA Tells Lies.
 
 
Some things are secret for a reason. 
 
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way. | 
			 
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