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Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted ,but he poops all over your house and chews all your shoes

I wish I could sing
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psychobunnie · Enthusiastic Fan Joined: 26 Sep 2006 Posts: 377

Grant but its WAY off-key and in tongues

i wish i could see the ocean
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loobylou · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 3:59 am Post subject:

Granted but then the tsunami sirens go off!

I wish I had some chocolate.
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:17 am Post subject:

Granted but it's covered with sawdust

I wish I would know what to do all the time
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:29 am Post subject:

Granted, you know what you need to do, but you are unable to do it....so you spend your whole life suffering and regretting the things you 'should have done'.

I wish I had more money!
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:47 am Post subject:

Granted but everybody hates you

I wish I would still be asleep
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blahblablee · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:26 pm Post subject:

Granted but you're having a nightmare

I wish I knew what to wish for...

7Harry7Potter7 · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:14 pm Post subject:

Granted but it doesn't get granted

(?)

I wish I was watching Heroes right now.
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blahblablee · Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject:

Granted but your tv isn't working

I wish I had a monkey

Crooked Angel · Devoted Fan Joined: 09 Jan 2007 Posts: 641

Granted , but it's a crazy gorilla that attacks you!!!

I wish my heater was working
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Sim7lizard · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:25 am Post subject:

It works but you get so hot you melt

I wish I could not have to get up!
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:20 am Post subject:

Granted. You don't have to get up, so you stay in bed. You fall asleep into a deep coma, and you don't get up for several years. By the time you wake up, your parents have died and your friends have all forgotten you. Sad

I wish my headache would go away.
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What ever happened to that girl BA?

BA Tells Lies.

Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

Sim7lizard · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:23 am Post subject:

granted but you don't have an excuse for your bf anymore!

I wish I wouldn't go in a coma
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nobackspacebutton · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:35 am Post subject:

Granted, instead you turn into a toad. Sad

I wish I had money to buy lunch today instead of nuking one.
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What ever happened to that girl BA?

BA Tells Lies.

Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.

Sim7lizard · Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:51 am Post subject:

Granted but the wind blows your money away

I wish you were closer so I could take you to lunch!
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