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		acidfingers Lonely Fan
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:35 pm    Post subject: Epic Battle Rap #1 | 
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				Anyone can participate
 
Keep it clean
 
No hard feelings
 
ok GO!
 
 
 
 
Bring all you can, cuz this has began
 
I'm startin out slow, in this quid pro quo
 
I request your best, the rest can attest
 
I'll murder anyone frontin like I was goin huntin _________________ [13:09:39] <marlasinger> acid's like a pussy sore, if you keep playing with it it just gets worse. | 
			 
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		Danielle Thor's Hammer
  
  Joined: 09 Oct 2006 Posts: 1248
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:26 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				You stanza'd that up all weird.
 
 
 
 
 
Boy, you think you have flow?
 
You said starting out slow, not low!
 
Between you and me both, I got you shook!
 
Silly boy, you better get your head out of that book.
 
Look you can code and cipher all day,
 
But is that gonna make the pain go away?
 
So look its DTayl bringing the hurt,
 
I'll try to stop kicking your eyes with dirt.
 
 _________________ <DTayl> actually i'm the bad sister
 
<DTayl> i drink, i stay out too late, i swear, i'm mean, i spend too much money and i got a tattoo
 
<DTayl> Laura turned 9
 
<DTayl> i'm the bad sister | 
			 
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		Mintgurl Lonely Fan
 
  Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 153 Location: Doin A Ceremony With DB
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				The forums are slow, so acid wants to take some low blows, So here I go, with some lame ass flow.
 
Your rhymes are lame just like this "game"
 
Are you looking for fame? 'Cuz you're on a different plain.
 
I like to waste my time, comin' up with rhymes
 
Its entertaining, and it does definitely kill time.
 
 
Edit: spelling error, GAH _________________ Do he be caucasian?!
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		surrealisticpill Lonely Fan
 
  Joined: 20 Oct 2006 Posts: 250
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:41 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				yo whats up it's pill and i'm steppin to the mic
 
acid starts battle raps more often than i'd like
 
but i'm ready for his rhymes, ready for his fire
 
this time i'll send him out like in a funeral pyre | 
			 
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		acidfingers Lonely Fan
 
  Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Posts: 147
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:34 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				I'm sittin here waitin while my hot pocket cools
 
Reading lame ass rhymes from some rhythmless fools!
 
All joking aside I think you guys need some tools
 
rhymezone.com will give you rhymes by the spools
 
 
Wait... hold up...
 
did you really think I'd bust something so simplistic
 
I'll help you understand that I'm really sadistic
 
a quick kick to a thick chick shows off my linguistic
 
metaphorically speaking for the pessimistic _________________ [13:09:39] <marlasinger> acid's like a pussy sore, if you keep playing with it it just gets worse. | 
			 
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		McPackage Casual Observer
  
  Joined: 22 Jan 2007 Posts: 76 Location: California
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:18 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Chainlink fence, OOH your shoulders are tense
 
My tender touch on your back at no expense
 
Like bit torrent... we're peer-to-peer
 
So lets make out like Pill and that deer
 
 
PLEASE girl... come a little closer
 
I'm playing your notes like a sensual composer
 
Sidewinders, bodyslams and Sizzlean streams
 
Gonna jam you in the cinema during Hoop Dreams | 
			 
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		Ziola The Order of Denderah
  
  Joined: 17 Oct 2006 Posts: 5774
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:27 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				 	  | McPackage wrote: | 	 		  Chainlink fence, OOH your shoulders are tense
 
My tender touch on your back at no expense
 
Like bit torrent... we're peer-to-peer
 
So lets make out like Pill and that deer
 
 
PLEASE girl... come a little closer
 
I'm playing your notes like a sensual composer
 
Sidewinders, bodyslams and Sizzlean streams
 
Gonna jam you in the cinema during Hoop Dreams | 	  
 
   
 
 
damn... | 
			 
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		ladron121 Devoted Fan
 
  Joined: 24 Oct 2006 Posts: 855
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:53 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				Check the original Hustler ref!
 
 
Hustlin' you suckas like I'm Minnesota Fats
 
Not one of you suckas can match my stats
 
I've driven 2000 miles fueled by 2000 bulls
 
I've taken too many drops and schooled too many fools
 
Now I'm drownin' my sorrows in Belvedere and Mountain Dew
 
Now its rhymes that I'm solving 'cause the puzzles are few
 
Lad is the name in this spit 'n fire game
 
I got love for OpAphid but I don't need yo' fame! | 
			 
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		acidfingers Lonely Fan
 
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:37 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				 	  | ladron121 wrote: | 	 		  Check the original Hustler ref!
 
 
Hustlin' you suckas like I'm Minnesota Fats
 
Not one of you suckas can match my stats
 
I've driven 2000 miles fueled by 2000 bulls
 
I've taken too many drops and schooled too many fools
 
Now I'm drownin' my sorrows in Belvedere and Mountain Dew
 
Now its rhymes that I'm solving 'cause the puzzles are few
 
Lad is the name in this spit 'n fire game
 
I got love for OpAphid but I don't need yo' fame! | 	  
 
 
omfg, BEST ONE YET!
 
 
 
Can't help but get giddy when Lad makes it to a drop
 
most of the chat can tell ya that I always need a mop
 
the rush I get from solvin puzzles is hard to understand
 
even though they don't always go exactly as planned
 
what I love most of all is solvin them with all y'all
 
lad panda hor pill tilt tiger sphinx and fall! _________________ [13:09:39] <marlasinger> acid's like a pussy sore, if you keep playing with it it just gets worse. | 
			 
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		FallingIntoSin Lonely Fan
  
  Joined: 26 Nov 2006 Posts: 212 Location: Chicago
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				 Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 11:49 pm    Post subject:  | 
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				It's time some people here got owned
 
Instead of always having their egos boned.
 
All the peeps go here to watch the Acid bomb
 
So sad, too bad:http://acid.youaremylove.com/
 
Poor Acid, stop those tears from flowing,
 
You know you're only reaping what you've been sowing. 
 
It's time for you to come home from this fairytale
 
because truth be told your rhymes are really stale. 
 
 
(Now before anyone starts to front,
 
Please remember Acid knows this is all a stunt.
 
In fact he's the one who taught me how to <3
 
and thanks to him I'm now geek smart). _________________ I fall down, a lot.
 
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
 
OpAphid Angels Unite!
 
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"Men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow you know... kiss." --Jerry Seinfeld, on the appeal of Catfights | 
			 
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		romanceismusic Owen's Helper
  
  Joined: 25 Sep 2006 Posts: 1797 Location: Colorado
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:15 am    Post subject:  | 
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				While we are here rappin 
 
acid's off fappin 
 
telling everyone he owns 
 
when really its lads rap that pwns
 
falls rap was pretty dope too
 
McPackage, can't say the same for you
 
dont take offense, i just don't understand
 
who are you talking to? you should have stated beforehand
 
its the end of my rap and my rhymes are still strong
 
but back to lurking i go, where i belong _________________ To all the:
 
Pervy Town survivors
 
CiW Vets
 
Op Heads
 
GTKEO Addicts
 
 
I love you all! | 
			 
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		Skunkwaffle Enthusiastic Fan
  
  Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 460 Location: New York
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject:  | 
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				yo you people need to cut my man Acid a break
 
the guy's a real puzzle solver, not a fake
 
and he made the watch bot and we all love that thing too
 
And Acid it's a shame I'll never play tetris against you
 
 
As for Tach and Oppy, man those bitches ain't so hot
 
the ladies in the IRC could show them up a lot
 
and finally the Breetards with their crazy-ass assumptions
 
are always out in left field but they could be on to something | 
			 
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		ladron121 Devoted Fan
 
  Joined: 24 Oct 2006 Posts: 855
 
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 1:01 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Video comes down
 
Knuckles turn white
 
Locations been found
 
Drivin' thru the night
 
 
Now I'm fighting thru traffic while I'm slamming Mountain Dew
 
I got one ear on the music and the other on my crew
 
Hearing crazy sh*t that the chat wants me to do
 
Asking me to climb like my hands were super glue
 
 
Sirius is blasting, and the headlights causing glare
 
Smoke running thru my veins and the wind is in my hair
 
Speeding thru the toll booth, making sure to pay the fare
 
Made it to the drop location with some time to spare.
 
 
Step out of the car, got a flashlight and a grin
 
Walking thru the night in a place I've never been
 
Senses are sharpened by the pure adrenaline
 
Find the items, drive back home, its Lad for the win. | 
			 
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		ApotheosisAZ The Order of Denderah
  
  Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 3175 Location: Snoresville, Baby.
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:08 am    Post subject:  | 
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				Yesterday's gone, or was it last year?
 
acid and lad both like to guzzle beer.
 
I have no fear, nothin' but worry,
 
their memories of Oregon must be somewhat blurry.
 
 
Kick it up, kick it off, kick it hard, kick it soft,
 
I couldn't tell when the hat had been doffed.
 
Sculpture rocked, some said it was cocked,
 
If I fan-vid this rap, who would be shocked? _________________ Official Jester of the LG15 Defense Force! | 
			 
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		Killthesmiley The Order of Denderah
  
  Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Posts: 4732 Location: Halifax NS Canada
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				 Posted: Thu Mar 08, 2007 9:30 am    Post subject:  | 
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				pretty sick but no one here has the flow down to beat
 
so, open that Jamaal West Book, and cop a seat
 
listen well, because this is the lesson that you need
 
So open your book so Jamaal can plant the seed.
 
 
I invite you all to visit this cool web site
 
Because damn, you need to get you licks right and tight
 
It's not that hard, just type in how2rap.com
 
and learn this shit so you can drop some decent bombs
 
 
Before this thread shuts its door
 
Please believe, I love rap to its core
 
But understand, if you make it look like a foolish game,
 
I'll walk away and won't even try to remember you name
 
 
Remember to follow a simple set rule
 
it's never a four beat, it's an eight beat, you tool. _________________ kelly
 
 
YOU: Who does that KTS think she is? Total bitch!
 
 
ME: I think I'm you, only better.
 
 
~Kelly, KMurr, and Kellylen <3~ | 
			 
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