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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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I'm walking through the house.
A girl can be in her bra and underwear in her own house, right?
I see lights in the back of the house.
Thinking my oldest sister came home from her date, I walk back and ask her how the night was....
Beka was there alright...
 as was her boyfriend, and he was wide awake enough to see me in my bra and panties!!
......did i mention I was about 15 and he was about 27?
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| Kasdeja wrote: | | I've never had marmalade. |
Marmalade is pure deliciousness. You have *got* to try it! I find it is best eaten on toast either alone, or with something like almond butter. Cucumbers and cheese? Not so much... 
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lonelyelendi
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While in France, we travelled by bus a lot. And people talk a lot on buses. Also, I should note I am a very picky eater, and while in France I ate out with my friends a lot, meaning I ate a lot of bread and drank a lot of coke. Now, one day my friend turns to me and says "You can't live off of bread and coke, you know!" and I, wanting to have a smarmy retort decided to say "Man cannot live by bread alone, but Ken is not a man."
What I meant was I am not human, what it sounded like...well, you get it.
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FP Fun Fact # 1: I love to eat fresh strawberries with holladaise sauce.
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overorexactly13
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Flautapantera wrote: | | FP Fun Fact # 1: I love to eat fresh strawberries with holladaise sauce. |
???
Really?
I have to admit, I am a little curious...
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overorexactly13
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Ok, because I am exahusted and my judgement is compromised, I will share a bit of silly business I will most likely regret as soon as I hit send... It is a little embarrassing.
When I was in grade 9, some friends and I tried smoking cat nip.
Yep. Silliness. What more can I say about that?
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lonelyelendi
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I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything.
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overorexactly13
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| lonelyelendi wrote: | | I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything. |
OK, for sure your snorting smarties trumps my smoking cat nip... That must have been painful!
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| Posted: Fri Mar 23, 2007 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| lonelyelendi wrote: | | I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything. |
i've done that too! lol, oh being 13....
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lonelyelendi
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| overorexactly13 wrote: | | lonelyelendi wrote: | | I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything. |
OK, for sure your snorting smarties trumps my smoking cat nip... That must have been painful! |
Burned like a MOFO!
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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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| lonelyelendi wrote: | | overorexactly13 wrote: | | lonelyelendi wrote: | | I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything. |
OK, for sure your snorting smarties trumps my smoking cat nip... That must have been painful! |
Burned like a MOFO! |
i know someone who tops that.
snorted pixie stix.
up both nostrils.
(at the same time)
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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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| Kasdeja wrote: | | Man, I ate cat food when I was really little for free. I got swindled. |
doggy treat here.
.....i was 13.....
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| lonelyelendi wrote: | | I once snorted smarties...crushed em up and snorted em. Never again will I ever snort anything. |
OMG. I had some friends who did that in middle school. And then the kids that came into that school started doing it. Long story short, the school found out and they had a couple periods of "Don't Snort Smarties!" in their schedules. 
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| overorexactly13 wrote: | OK, here is another. This one is equal parts silly and cute with maybe just a little bit of "eeeewwwww" thrown in for good measure.
A couple of weeks ago, I was making lunch for my children. My 5 year old step daughter is very competent in the kitchen and offered to help by making her own sandwich. Business as usual, until she went to the fridge and got out the marmalade...
Now, I know what you are thinking. Your thinking that marmalade on a sandwich isn't strange at all. (Unless you're a freak who dislikes marmalde. Yeah, you know who you are. You probably dislike carrot cake as well. I digress...) Well, you would be correct except that my little girl decided to pair it with cucumbers and havarti cheese. I tried not to cringe and watched her savor her creation. She loved every bite and now she makes it all the time! Despite her urging, I have yet to try it myself... |
Try cheezits and chocolate pudding. Delicious.
We used to eat it in primary school. I brought the pudding, and my friend brought the cheezits. We either grossed everybody out, or turned them to our side.
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