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It didn't have anything to do with "psychological torture" or interrogation at all. That's just what they wanted us to think. The "private" transmissions were all a big cover.

The truth... the awful, regrettable truth... lies here:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28657

Forget the Orange Slurpies, people! Now we know where Alex got her Depth Charges! The true face of the Order revealed:

PolkadotConfederation · Hymn of One Joined: 20 Mar 2007 Posts: 9805

That is quite possibly the scariest thing I have ever read.

I can't believe the Order has been right under our noses all along! And some of us have even been supporting them... Shocked

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trainer101 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 10:53 pm Post subject:

You've found us out... I confess, the Illuminati is behind the entire Starbucks operation.

PROOF http://www.prisonplanet.com/031004illuminatieye.html
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trainer101 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject:

We are teaching them to make decorative Latte art at this very moment.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy0X2tRR0SY
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trainer101 · Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 11:29 pm Post subject:

That girl has had one espresso too many. She's wound way too tight. She needs to lighten up a little, have a little fun. Perhaps another trip to Fiji is in Order.
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chershaytoute · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 12:32 am Post subject:

That is just so much too much too wrong on so many too many levels, you know!

And to use the image of the Easter bunny in vain besides! Oh, the horror! <shudder>

My word, have they no shame?!?
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ladysolitary85 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 4:33 am Post subject:

*panics, looks at the Mocha Frap shes having* Ok, why in the hell didn't I think about this before??? good thing they laid me off! AHHH! I knew it! But... must... not... drink.... starbucks.... hey..... I feel funny.... Laughing

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xentis · Devoted Fan Joined: 24 Mar 2007 Posts: 629

tsk tsk on the mod who has left this in the plot discussion

well anywho star bucks is evil

i went there one time note one and I go

"i would like a large coffee extra cream extra sugar"
and there all like "do you mean grande?"

and to my self i was thinking "did they say gandie or grand E"
what the heck is a grande i want a large not some giant letter E alt ho that would be a pretty cool cup and all

and then to have gande would be awesome to except i wouldn't be able to take him out to eat or anything so the dating areas would be limited and why would i want him with extra cream and extra sugar Laughing

ladysolitary85 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:45 am Post subject:

Killthesmiley · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 6:57 am Post subject:

....

oh no...

noooo
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i crave frapachinno's like sluts crave validation people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mellie3204 · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:23 am Post subject:

Kasdeja · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 7:29 am Post subject:

Sigh. I've been telling people that Starbucks is evil all along. NOW maybe people will see that I am, indeed, always right.
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longlostposter · Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 10:08 am Post subject:

The fact that the mods have moved this thread is irrefutable evidence of their allegiance to the Starbucks/Freemasons/biohazard conspiracy. We have all been duped into believing that this forum is for supporters of BDJ, when, in fact, it is a treacherous facade.

The owners of this forum and their Moderite minions are behind the decorative latte enslavement of our trio. I am horrified that I so unwittingly participated in this brazen attempt to trap our heroes in dead-end, minimum wage jobs.

One question, Moderites. Were you seduced to the dark, no-cream side, or were you involved in this insidious plot to deprive the world of it's caffeine from the very start?

I beg of you to seek redemption now, for the sake of us all.
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