Lonelygirl15

[Sim7lizard]

you don t but you get terrible Hemoroids...





I wish chershaytoute would go check the pervy thread and the Where thread
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If I had only one last thing to say it would be...
Shiklamaertopisudioraclistiaactedrioumalateropulifosakalibonemasipourous!

[Crooked Angel]

Granted , but it just ends up in a flame war



I wish my cell phone worked!!!
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

[aeryolol]

Granted, but your number was given out and now you receive random phone calls from people.

I wish the boards weren't so deserted.
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“Farthest from your mind is the thought of falling back, in fact, it isn't there at all. And so you dig your hole carefully and deep, and wait.”

me ish boobie.

[colbertnationgirl]

Granted, but there are tons of robot spammers.

I wish people would stop fighting.
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That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.

[Jo_16_2]

granted but they'll start picking on you

i wish CNG wasnt sick
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Hello, I'm Jo.
And yeah, I'm a guy. Jo's just a nickname.
kthxbai

[longlostposter]

Granted, by now you are sick.

I wish no one got sick.
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You can call me Juli or LLP, whichever suits your fancy.
I want the ghost of Jim Morrison to come and haunt me.
Proud member of the DB Fan Club.
Shout outs to my beautiful daughter badkittyx1505, Aithne, and Lurker.

[Balmung]

granted, but now everyone is hurt instead

i wish i could find cooler pics of Balmung

[exanimatebylove]

Granted, but you won't be able to save them to your computer.

I wish I could find a decent man.
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*mwah* Angie!

Get lost within the things that make you happy, and you will never be alone...

[Chelseyrl]

Granted, but he has no arms.

I wish I had some better makeup.
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Curfuffle thy forumite.

You just had a Kyle moment.

[longlostposter]

[Chelseyrl]

Granted, but on a routine traffic stop, a cop finds a dead body in the trunk and you rot in prison for the rest of your life.

uh.... I wish I didn't live in Minnesota.
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Curfuffle thy forumite.

You just had a Kyle moment.

[consideration]

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica.

I wish people in my town would care about the crictically endangered sea turtles that live in our area.
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Raspberry Lemonade Slurpees!
Daniel, Ma Belle and all its inhabitants (past and present) own my heart.

[Aithne]

granted, but then the turtle population in your area skyrockets, and they end up all over your roads where people constantly get into accidents to avoid hitting them.


I wish I could sleep

[consideration]

Granted, but you never wake up.

Sorry that was kind of depressing.
And when I first read your corruption of my wish, I thought it said that people kept hitting the turtles. That made me feel worse than what it actually says. How horrible is that!?!

I wish I didn't have to wake up at 6:30 tomorrow morning.
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Raspberry Lemonade Slurpees!
Daniel, Ma Belle and all its inhabitants (past and present) own my heart.

[colbertnationgirl]

Granted, but you have to go to bed at 6:30 pm.

I wish I was already finished school.
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That was the weirdest display of geekdom that I have ever seen in my entire life.