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mygollymissholly
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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 1:59 pm Post subject: new blog from sarah: bartender, please fill my glass |
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"I'm not much of a drinker, but last night I couldn't say no to the jello shots. They were cherry flavored. I only planned on having 1, but then -- wait, that's a lie. No one ever plans on having only 1. And then I saw him. Yep, the bartender. Now the bartender, a.k.a. the guy who arrived too early at the party and so his friends stuck him with bartending duties, was kinda cute. After 5 jello shots he was really cute.
ME: Bartender, please fill my glass.
Next thing I know this girl Brittany and I are dancing on the coffee table. Brit got really into it coyote ugly style. So I'm dancing and we're getting really into it and then bartender guy comes over and finally makes his move. I wasn't really in the mood to reciprocate; Brit and I were having a good time. But guess who's in the corner watching me? Jay. Douche bag Jay is at the party and he's getting his kicks watching me and Brit dance together. So instead of giving him more material for his mental hard drive I decided to kiss the bartender.
So I repeated my earlier request: Bartender, please fill my glass.
By the end of the night, it was the bartender who had enough material to keep himself company for eternity. " |
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Sami
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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jello shots eeewwwwww
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Leaven
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 6:43 pm Post subject: |
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JustAnotherLonelyGirl.
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WHAT?!?!? Jello shots are sickkkkkkkkkkkkk.
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trainer101
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:06 pm Post subject: |
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Jello shots are only fun when sucking them from someone's navel. But that's a whole other story...
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Lurker
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:10 pm Post subject: |
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| trainer101 wrote: | | Jello shots are only fun when sucking them from someone's navel. But that's a whole other story... |
What are they teaching you in that pyramid? Illuminativille is more interesting than I previously thought. |
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trainer101
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| Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 11:32 pm Post subject: |
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| Lurker wrote: | | trainer101 wrote: | | Jello shots are only fun when sucking them from someone's navel. But that's a whole other story... |
What are they teaching you in that pyramid? Illuminativille is more interesting than I previously thought. |
You don't know the half of it. You should see Lucy get down after a few margaritas.
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ApotheosisAZ
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| trainer101 wrote: |
You don't know the half of it. You should see Lucy get down after a few margaritas. |
Oh no you didn't. |
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trainer101
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| ApotheosisAZ wrote: | | trainer101 wrote: |
You don't know the half of it. You should see Lucy get down after a few margaritas. |
Oh no you didn't. |
Oops, I thought that was a "Private Transmission". 
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RoseCrowley
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:11 am Post subject: |
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| trainer101 wrote: | | ApotheosisAZ wrote: | | trainer101 wrote: |
You don't know the half of it. You should see Lucy get down after a few margaritas. |
Oh no you didn't. |
Oops, I thought that was a "Private Transmission". |
mawhaha... are they going to still do that because we still haven't seen a PrivateTransmission? lol
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chershaytoute
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Location: Oregon with an ocean view...across the neighbors' cow pasture, wow!
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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| trainer101 wrote: | | ApotheosisAZ wrote: | | trainer101 wrote: |
You don't know the half of it. You should see Lucy get down after a few margaritas. |
Oh no you didn't. |
Oops, I thought that was a "Private Transmission". |
Well, not anymore...! <cough>
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