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Flautapantera
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | rachelalexis wrote: | Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting...  |
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach! |
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun.
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rachelalexis
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*wolfwhistle* hey there stud, love pics of guys in ties/vests (they both do it for me, RAWR!)
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rachelalexis
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| Flautapantera wrote: | | Broken Kid wrote: | | rachelalexis wrote: | | Okay, roomie looked at me very strangely when I cackled evilly at that... no, really, she now thinks I'm going to smother her in her sleep or someting... |
A healthy suspicion of homicide is necessary to maintaining a productive roommate environment. That's what I always found. That's why in college I always slept with an arm hanging over the side of the bed and a big hammer on the floor just within reach! |
Wow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun. |
Oh yeah, that comment won't keep the guys off of drooling... imagine the demand for pics from the pillow fights!
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Broken Kid
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:40 pm Post subject: |
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| Flautapantera wrote: | ow. I'd hate to be your roommate! Scary.
Although now, I guess, we're both going to be roomies with Vertigo! Sleepovers are so fun. |
Yay! I can't wait! when to we play truth or dare? 
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Mirage
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| DontHaveAClue wrote: | I am totally discovering this thread! What a hot bunch! So I guess I have to pay the price for lurking...
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How YOU doin', DontHaveAClue? 
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And how YOU doin', CrazyNic?
Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast. |
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Broken Kid
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| Mirage wrote: | | Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast. |
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants."
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rachelalexis
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast. |
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants." |
Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?!
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Mirage
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | Mirage wrote: | | Ok, enough smary pickup lines from me...for tonight atleast. |
As sad as it is, that pickup line would totally work for me. In fact, other pickup lines that would work with me:
"Excuse me, is that seat taken?"
"Do you have the time?"
"Would you please take your hand off me?"
"Nice pants." |
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."
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Broken Kid
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| rachelalexis wrote: | | Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?! |
That one works! Other ones that work for me:
"How did you get this number?"
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Do you smell something?"
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rachelalexis
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| Broken Kid wrote: | | rachelalexis wrote: | | Or, "Hey, why are you in my bushes?"?!?!?! |
That one works! Other ones that work for me:
"How did you get this number?"
"Who the hell do you think you are?"
"Do you smell something?" |
Crazy and smelly... exactly what we look for in a man...
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Broken Kid
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| rachelalexis wrote: | | Crazy and smelly... exactly what we look for in a man... |
Well, that wasn't what I meant. I guess I was just thinking of something a woman might say to me in any particular situation, due to some unknown smell.
Another oldie but goodie that drives me crazy:
"The restraining order says 500 feet! Don't make me call the cops!"
Oooooers...
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Mirage
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"Do you smell something?"
Best line ever. |
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rachelalexis
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You know she only took that restraining order out because she's a horrible flirt.
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CrazyNic
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| rachelalexis wrote: | | *wolfwhistle* hey there stud, love pics of guys in ties/vests (they both do it for me, RAWR!) |
| Mirage wrote: | | And how YOU doin', CrazyNic? |
Umm...should I be scared?! 
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Broken Kid
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| Posted: Mon Oct 16, 2006 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| rachelalexis wrote: | | You know she only took that restraining order out because she's a horrible flirt. |
Yay. Finally someone who sees it my way! You don't go to those kind of lengths unless you really care! *sniffs*
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