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I've been to only one, and it sucked. C-section scars, snail trails on your arms... thoroughly dissatisfying experience. If ever I should enter the state of matrimony, may my best man never make me suffer that.
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Mirage
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | I've been to only one, and it sucked. C-section scars, snail trails on your arms... thoroughly dissatisfying experience. If ever I should enter the state of matrimony, may my best man never make me suffer that. |
Now that is just vile. Were you polite enough to feign interest? |
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Well, I did get a cigar out of the deal, so there's that. I just waited in the limo in the parking lot, along with a couple other buddies, drinking champagne and smoking cigars until the groom-to-be was done.
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spaciegirlreturn
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Those girls will sit down and talk to you for what seems like an infinite amount of time if you don't tell them to go away. I don't want their bits and pieces in my face either, it's just fun to go and laugh at stuff...like the guys' faces when they're getting dances..priceless.
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Mirage
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | Well, I did get a cigar out of the deal, so there's that. I just waited in the limo in the parking lot, along with a couple other buddies, drinking champagne and smoking cigars until the groom-to-be was done. |
Oh yeah. That sounds REAL sexy right there. I will never understand the allure. I mean, sure, it's easy half-nekkid female attention...
| spaciegirlreturn wrote: | | Those girls will sit down and talk to you for what seems like an infinite amount of time if you don't tell them to go away. I don't want their bits and pieces in my face either, it's just fun to go and laugh at stuff...like the guys' faces when they're getting dances..priceless. |
Heh, that would be me then, having a 2 hour buzzed convo with some stripper. 
My BF used to go to them (before me), and he said they're not half as interesting after the first time. |
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| Mirage wrote: | | I will never understand the allure. |
I never have, either.
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Mirage
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I mean, honestly, it seems a little..pathetic, huh? God, how many dudes have I just insulted?  |
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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A little?! Yeah, I'll insult us more, damn it.
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Ziola
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My first date with my BF was an AC/DC concert & a trip to the local strip club with a bunch of our friends and his mom.
We celebrated our first anniversary the same way. |
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spaciegirlreturn
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It's good, old fashioned, red blooded, drunken fun...as long as you don't do something ridiculous like try to date or mary one of them.
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| Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:53 pm Post subject: |
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How would you know? You sleepwalk into these joints, don't you? 
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spaciegirlreturn
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Oh yeah...yeah that's right.
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Mirage
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| Ziola wrote: |
My first date with my BF was an AC/DC concert & a trip to the local strip club with a bunch of our friends and his mom.
We celebrated our first anniversary the same way. |
What? Your first date you went with his MOM to a strip club? Was that, oh I dunno, AWKWARD!? |
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Ziola
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No more awkward then flashing the limo driver to get money off our bill  |
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| Ziola wrote: | | No more awkward then flashing the limo driver to get money off our bill |
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