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| If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering." |
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:41 pm Post subject: |
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| QtheC wrote: | | How about dressing up in crazy costumes for the event? It might be fun if some historical figures show up, such as Joan of Arc, Churchhill, George Washington, Martin Luther King, Noah, etc. |
ok, i came here to dream up something mildly amusing to add to the fun, but QtheC already took the cake with that one!
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:44 pm Post subject: |
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| QtheC wrote: | | If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering." |
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SARAHPHOBIA88
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| QtheC wrote: | I was just thinking of starting a thread like this one ... good idea S.A.R.A.H. !
To those attending:
How about printing out a copy of the Bree Collage from the box from Bree's Dad ... then if Bree is there, give it to her with a note saying where it came from. If possible, ask her what it means. |
Thanks Q!
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| QtheC wrote: | | If you bring your kid along you could pat him/her on the head and ask, "Um, Mr. Deacon, I hope it's all right. I brought something for the offering." |
lmao.
i had something to add.. but i completely lost it when i read that.. |
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QtheC
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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I just want "Jesus" to attend, and politely raise objections during whatever "presentation" is made.
Jesus raises hand.
Deacon: "Um, yes, you in the back with the beard."
Jesus: "Pardon me, but when you say 'Hymn of One,' well, it's a little confusing. Do you mean me, my Father, or the Holy Ghost? Or the entire Trinity? Or is this about some other 'One' entirely?"
Jesus: "By the way, I'm loving the robes."
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Midnight wrote: | How about:
"Omigod, what is that?! *point behind order guy*"
Then knock him out and investigate the premises...
Or you could tear gas him, Tachyon style. |
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 9:52 pm Post subject: |
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| QtheC wrote: | I just want "Jesus" to attend, and politely raise objections during whatever "presentation" is made.
Jesus raises hand.
Deacon, "Um, yes, you in the back with the beard."
Jesus "Pardon me, but when you say 'Hymn of One,' well, it's a little confusing. Do you mean me, my Father, or the Holy Ghost? Or is this about some other 'One' entirely?" |
I think someone might think he is actually there.
More questions:
1. Do you believe Jesus walked the earth?
2. What about Buddah?
3. Do you have a "hail Mary" saying I could use to cleanse me of my sins?
4. Did you fashion your white robes after Mother Theresa?
5. Have you uh, seen Jim Jones or Sun Myung Moon in the past few decades?
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Do you believe in sin?
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staticmorning
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What are your thoughts on karma?
How about kamasutra?
carmen electra?
yea.. its getting too late for this.
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QtheC
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:08 pm Post subject: |
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(show up drunk)
Ask suddenly and loudly:
Hymn of One?! Hell... then where is the hotdog vendors' conference meeting today?!!
(storm out) |
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staticmorning
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:10 pm Post subject: |
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| bring your guitar, inform them that you are not interested in singing the hymn of one, but thought it might be cool to play the accompaniment (dont even know if thats even close to right) for it. |
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This has gotten way too silly. LOL
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QtheC
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| Posted: Wed May 30, 2007 10:24 pm Post subject: |
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| SARAHPHOBIA88 wrote: | This has gotten way too silly. LOL
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Sorry, I got a little carried away.  |
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