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Nieriel.Manwathiel
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 7:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LittleChickie wrote:
deagol wrote:

Jessica, Yousef, Miles, etc... all of those are fake personas, created by the order to make us think this is all a show. Shocked



Thanks for this. Going to have some nightmares now. *hides under covers and chants* The Order will not convert me. The Order will not convert me.


Just what I need. ANOTHER reason for therapy. ha

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PostPosted: Tue May 29, 2007 6:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hehe!
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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2007 11:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LittleChickie wrote:
What if our eternal freak song is the Jeopardy tune?

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm a strong Christian, so this is still funny! Wink



the setting:
Lurker wrote:
Renegade wrote:
Lurker wrote:
P. Monkey can rot for all I care (especially since he's not sharing his good fortune), [...]

Dude. He touched her boobs. He's like....Jesus or something.


Yeah, and kept them all to himself. He's like Jesus if Jesus had gone around video blogging about how he had this wonderful eternal life thing, only he was going to keep it for himself and taunt you about it on the internet.

...Which they probably didn't have in those days, but still, the point stands.


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Renegade wrote:
@Lurker: Maybe P.Messiah just doesn't like you


longlostposter wrote:
Lurker, how do you expect P.Monkey to share? Jesus has the ability to share eternal life; however, P. Monkey, being a mere puppet, doesn't have the ability to transport Sarah's boobs to you across the miles.


If the little rat were anything like the Big J he'd pull it off. This tells me that he fails at being Jesus.

So f**k him.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

with the "getting her back" video




Shaneener wrote:
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but with all those other jackholes in the area, I don't know if she made it or not.



Like the guy sleeping there?



I really like that guy.

Can't you picture him?

GUY: -sings to self- La cocaracha! La cocaracha! Na na na na na na na! And a burrito! With some nachos! And taquitos la la la! Hey, someone's screaming. I wonder... OMIGOSH, a NICKEL!

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marbella wrote:
If I were at the seminar, I would have dressed up in a silly costume with my mouth full of cheezits and told them I found my song and it is "My bologna has a first name..."

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 12:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

longlostposter wrote:
I'll add here, Minty, that I think it was strange that Carl was suddenly all blissed out in these last vids. At the party he was out of control with rage for no apparent reason. Perhaps his player piano broke down at the party and he wasn't hearing his hymn for a short time?
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aithne wrote:
Please note I did not call you an ass, I am asking you to tell me if you are one.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 4:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing


Nieriel.Manwathiel wrote:

Can ya taste it?
The sweet, sticky sarcasm dripping out of your monitor and into your keyboard, sticking all your vowel keys?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I found this pritty funny yesterday and i think everyone else did. Its a re ocouring joke since we started mentioning PotC quotes

VeiwerZane wrote:
Jo_16_2 wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote:
Jo_16_2 wrote:
Cloud_ax wrote:
my mind is not pure. Laughing


your mind is dirtyyyyyy, you should wash it once in a while.
i'd have to find it first. Laughing


yeah... look under your bed, it's probably there Rolling Eyes
Nobody move cloud droped his brain!!!
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That is awesome!
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BethB wrote:
Must........have..........new........video...........................caffeine wearing off..............

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

fiiiiiiiiirrrssstttttttttttttttt1............
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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hope you don't mind being quoted, but this was just too hilarious to NOT share with everyone!

house wrote:
So...they left Bree with a computer so that she could e-mail all of her cool, new Order buddies? WTF?! I guess the assumption is that the Order is totally stupid and wouldn't be able to trace an IP or phone number, if Bree contacted the HoO Emergency Response Hotline?

"You have reached the Hymn of One Emergency Response Hotline. If you have been chosen for the ceremoney - press 1. If you're been abducted by the resistance - press two. If you're currently singing your eternal song and can't remember the lyrics - press 3. If all of the above are true, please stay on the line and we'll send a cadre of thorazine armed, psychiatrists to your location. Thank you...your approximate wait time is 20 minutes." - cue "Spanish Flea".

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I looooovvveee this one!!! Smile

House said-

"So...they left Bree with a computer so that she could e-mail all of her cool, new Order buddies? WTF?! I guess the assumption is that the Order is totally stupid and wouldn't be able to trace an IP or phone number, if Bree contacted the HoO Emergency Response Hotline?

"You have reached the Hymn of One Emergency Response Hotline. If you have been chosen for the ceremoney - press 1. If you're been abducted by the resistance - press two. If you're currently singing your eternal song and can't remember the lyrics - press 3. If all of the above are true, please stay on the line and we'll send a cadre of thorazine armed, psychiatrists to your location. Thank you...your approximate wait time is 20 minutes." - cue "Spanish Flea". "



FUNNYYYYY Smile!!!
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