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Our company is downsizeing. we had two men come in to interview us and i was SO tempted to be like yeah i only do about 15 min of real work a day.
because it is possibly true.
so in light of that this summer for our summer staff vid. my department did an office space spoof.
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Cuddlebunni
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Everyone is always trying to steal my red stapler...lol... Ive worked in offices so I too can say that movie hits home. The smashing of the fax machine is every office workers dream.
For the first time
I actually have a job i enjoy. Awesome boss. Awesome coworkers.
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creativebarbie
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for me it s the printer and not the fax. It never works and I want to kill it. I did kick it really hard last month and they had to bring someone into fix it because it "somehow broke" I just kept my mouth shut.
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Kasdeja
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| I hate when I get told to..."shake the toner".... |
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rachelalexis
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| creativebarbie wrote: | | for me it s the printer and not the fax. It never works and I want to kill it. I did kick it really hard last month and they had to bring someone into fix it because it "somehow broke" I just kept my mouth shut. |
GAH! I used to work in an office where I was in charge of running the folding machine that folded & stuffed envelopes with invoices every month. The thing was gargantuan, sounded like a Mack truck in a very tiny room, made paper dust fly everywhere, required constant monitoring, and I had to feed in the invoices, the envelope and in company addressed return envelopes in stacks no bigger than 40 at a time. Every five minutes the thing would jam, and I'd have to move all the rollers and thingamabobs and try to get out mangled paper, and on at least two occasions it actually set the paper on fire.
Lets talk machines that we want to beat with baseball bats, shall we? 
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creativebarbie
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The printer is almost as tall as me I would love to up the bat i dea and take a chain saw to it.
I HATE THAT THING!!!!!!!!!!!
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creativebarbie
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My job is marketing. I depend on things to come out of that printer so that they can go out to be mailed or handed out and it never works. it works for every other department but NOT me.
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Kasdeja
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| Kasdeja wrote: | | I hate when I get told to..."shake the toner".... |
They just wanna see your jiggly bits.
Say, how about you shake the toner now? 
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Kasdeja
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Shaking the toner does not make it so they don't have to order new toner!
And why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?! |
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| AutoPilate wrote: |  That's George McFly, mute, right before he schools Biff. |
I know... But the expression on his face kinda looks like he was just propositioned by his cellmate, Bubba 
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