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Luv2Skydive
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| Eric wrote: | | Luv2Skydive wrote: | | One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. |
That sounds a lot like a deep thought by Jack Handy.  |
Yeah baby.......I gotta million of 'em. 
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:12 am Post subject: |
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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Basically, it's made up of two separate words — "mank" and "ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
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Luv2Skydive
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| Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:14 am Post subject: |
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Personal fave:
If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn't open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:33 am Post subject: |
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"Nice piece of coaching, Jimmy. I especially liked that move in the fifth inning when you scratched your balls for an hour."
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"Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future."
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agent_fondue
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:20 am Post subject: |
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| nobackspacebutton wrote: | | "Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future." |
I like it, who said that?
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nobackspacebutton
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:22 am Post subject: |
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| agent_fondue wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | | "Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future." |
I like it, who said that? |
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me.
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agent_fondue
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:26 am Post subject: |
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| nobackspacebutton wrote: | | agent_fondue wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | | "Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future." |
I like it, who said that? |
I'm really not sure. I read it online a long time ago and its always stayed with me. |
Hmmm, well I really like it. i believe I will let it stay with me as well.
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| agent_fondue wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | | "Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future." |
I like it, who said that? |
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote.
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agent_fondue
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| AutoPilate wrote: | | agent_fondue wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | | "Forget about the people from your past. There's a reason they never made it to your future." |
I like it, who said that? |
Yeah, but it's not as good as my half-hour of ball-scratching quote. |
I must have missed that one.
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nobackspacebutton
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"There is no backspace button in life."
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LesterG
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| nobackspacebutton wrote: | "There is no backspace button in life."
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yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P
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nobackspacebutton
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| LesterG wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | "There is no backspace button in life."
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yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P |
 You've changed my perspective.
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There's always fire.
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LesterG
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| Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| nobackspacebutton wrote: | | LesterG wrote: | | nobackspacebutton wrote: | "There is no backspace button in life."
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yea, but there's alot of masking tape in it =P |
You've changed my perspective. |
that's what we do to each other BA
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