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| name        = {{PAGENAME}}
| number      = 11
| image       = Tariq&Pigeon.JPG
| caption     = You're not the one with "the good luck," mate!
| blogger     = Gavin
| date        = July 31st, 2007
| url         = {{KM|21}}
| forumid     = 87
| length      = 1:47
| description = Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. 
| location    = Outside a bank 

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| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| pm = Kelly Brett
| pa = Claire Finbow
| directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
| editor = Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe{{!}}Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| prodserv = Sniffer Ltd.
| song = 

| cast = {{VidChar|Tariq}} 
{{VidChar|Gavin}}

| Previous = Coming Up Roses
| Next = Sangas

| PreviousB = Spiders
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== Transcript ==
(''Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone'')

'''Tariq:''' Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.

'''Gavin:''' Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? [[Kate]]-o?

'''Tariq:''' (''laughs'') You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.

'''Gavin:''' I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (''puts on a posh voice'') "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".

'''Tariq:''' Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (''hits the camera with his folder'') filming!

(''Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.'')

'''Tariq:''' Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.

'''Gavin:''' I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.

(''Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.'')

'''Gavin:''' Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"

(''They both laugh'')

'''Gavin:''' What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.

(''Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot'')

'''Gavin:''' Have you got everything we need?

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, I think so.

'''Gavin:''' Think so!?

'''Tariq:''' Know so!

'''Gavin:''' Kay, what err, application forms?

'''Tariq:''' (''Taps folder'') Yes!

'''Gavin:''' Business plan?

'''Tariq:''' Yes.

'''Gavin:''' Including cash projections?

'''Tariq:''' Yes!

'''Gavin:''' CV's and passports?

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, I got em.

'''Gavin:''' Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (''Zooms in on Tariq's face'') Nooo! (''Laughs'').

'''Tariq:''' Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (''pauses and looks at the camera'') secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?

'''Gavin:''' As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!

'''Tariq:''' We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!

'''Gavin:''' Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.

'''Tariq:''' All right mate. 

'''Gavin:''' Yeah?

'''Tariq:''' Cool.

(''They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.'')

'''Gavin:''' (''Laughs'') T-tell 'em what happened, man!

'''Tariq:''' It's not funny, turn that thing off!

'''Gavin:''' Just-just tell 'em what happened!

(''Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder'')

'''Tariq:''' A pigeon just shat on me!

(''Gavin bursts out laughing'')

'''Tariq:''' (''Laughing'') It's not funny! 

'''Gavin:''' (''Still laughing'') Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!

'''Tariq:''' You're not the one that's been shat on, mate. 

(''They laugh again'')

== Notes ==
*[[Pigeons]] appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.