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{{Blog
| name        = {{PAGENAME}}
| series      = WYJ
| number      = 8
| image       = Jack008.JPG
| caption     = Bad burrito decisions...
| blogger     = Jack
| date        = 20080114
| url         = {{youtube|JxYWX5ppKjE}}
| length      = 2:07
| location    = Jack's bedroom
| description = Teleporting is getting pretty easy - well, so far...
| cast        = {{VidChar|Jack|Eddie Asher}}
| tags        = {{tags|learn|how|to|teleport}}

| execprod    = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried 
| serprod     = Amanda Goodfried
| supprod     = Mary Feuer
| producers   = Gregg Moscot
| directors   = Miles Beckett 
| story       = Mary Feuer, Mesh Flinders, and Jan Libby
| vidplay     = 
| camera      = Miles Beckett
| editor      = Kevin Schlanser 

| Previous    = The Stalker is Right Outside!
| Next        = You Were Right
| PreviousC   = Watch Me Balance
| NextC       = Long Drive Home
}}

==Transcript==
(''Jack shuffles a deck of cards''.)

'''Jack:''' My brother got arrested again. This time my dad couldn't bail him out so... He's in there, and it doesn't look good. He stole a car. His hearing's in a week or so. I wanna get him out, but... I mean, I get better at teleporting everyday, and now I can pretty much jump to any place I've ever seen. I've never been inside the jail, and... I-I think I could get out if I could just get into his cell. I'm not going to do that, though. I mean, there don't seem to be any- any rules to this, so I guess I'm just going to have to make up my own. I'm not using it to break the law. My brother's just going to have to... I dunno... get a good lawyer. 

You guys on [[whatweird.com|whatweird]] have been doing a lot of work, so thanks! One of you even found out how teleporting can be harmful. I had no idea. I mean, I guess depending on how clean the teleport is it could actually hurt you? That's pretty scary stuff. Like, for me, there's definitely been good ones and bad ones but... I dunno, if I'm, like, just goofing off then it's pretty easy. But, like, if I'm in some sort of, like, danger, it's really hard. The other day I was on the subway tracks, and I was waiting for a train to come, and I waited 'til the ''last minute'' to teleport. And by the time I reached the platform, I was ''so'' exhausted; I collapsed. 

Oh yeah. Uh, that [[The Stalker is Right Outside!|guy]] stopped following me. I'm not really sure what it means, but it's gotta be a good thing right?

==Notes==
*Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video.  Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the lonelygirl15.com website, this video was posted as a response to Taylor's [[Watch Me Balance]]