Learn how to TELEPORT!

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Episode 8/1x008
Learn how to TELEPORT!

Bad burrito decisions...

Blogger Jack
Date Posted January 14th, 2008
URL youtube.com
Length 2:07
Description Teleporting is getting pretty easy - well, so far...
Location(s) Jack's bedroom
YouTube Tags learn how to teleport
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s) Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
Series Producer(s) Amanda Goodfried
Producer(s) Gregg Moscot
Supervising Producer(s) Mary Feuer
Director(s) Miles Beckett
Camera Miles Beckett
Story Mary Feuer, Mesh Flinders, and Jan Libby
Editor(s) Kevin Schlanser
Jack Eddie Asher
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "The Stalker is Right Outside!"
Next "You Were Right"
Directly after "Watch Me Balance"
Directly before "Long Drive Home"

Learn how to TELEPORT! is the eighth video in the lonelygirl15 mini-series Watchyourjack.


(Jack shuffles a deck of cards.)

Jack: My brother got arrested again. This time my dad couldn't bail him out so... He's in there, and it doesn't look good. He stole a car. His hearing's in a week or so. I wanna get him out, but... I mean, I get better at teleporting everyday, and now I can pretty much jump to any place I've ever seen. I've never been inside the jail, and... I-I think I could get out if I could just get into his cell. I'm not going to do that, though. I mean, there don't seem to be any- any rules to this, so I guess I'm just going to have to make up my own. I'm not using it to break the law. My brother's just going to have to... I dunno... get a good lawyer.

You guys on whatweird have been doing a lot of work, so thanks! One of you even found out how teleporting can be harmful. I had no idea. I mean, I guess depending on how clean the teleport is it could actually hurt you? That's pretty scary stuff. Like, for me, there's definitely been good ones and bad ones but... I dunno, if I'm, like, just goofing off then it's pretty easy. But, like, if I'm in some sort of, like, danger, it's really hard. The other day I was on the subway tracks, and I was waiting for a train to come, and I waited 'til the last minute to teleport. And by the time I reached the platform, I was so exhausted; I collapsed.

Oh yeah. Uh, that guy stopped following me. I'm not really sure what it means, but it's gotta be a good thing right?


  • Jack was not a confirmed character when he posted this video. Instead of appearing in the list of official videos on the lonelygirl15.com website, this video was posted as a response to Taylor's Watch Me Balance