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Template:KMBlog Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the KateModern video series.

Transcript

(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)

Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.

Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?

Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.

Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That-that video last week was just weird. All that, (puts on a posh voice) oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe.

Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!

(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)

Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.

Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.

(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)

Gavin: Let me do the talking alright, it'll go like this. Alright love, any chance of some cash?

(They both laugh)

Gavin: What? It might be a bird. you've just gotta use everything you've got.

(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)

Gavin: Have you got everything we need?

Tariq: Yeah, I think so.

Gavin: Think so!?

Tariq: Know so!

Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?

Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!

Gavin: Business plan?

Tariq: Yesss.

Gavin: Including cash projections?

Tariq: Yes!

Gavin: CV's and passport's?

Tariq: Yeah, I got em.

Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).

Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like....what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?

Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!

Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!

Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, alright? I promise, chill out.

Tariq: Alright mate.

Gavin: Yeah?

Tariq: Cool.

(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)

Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!

Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!

Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!

(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)

Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!

(Gavin bursts out laughing)

Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!

Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!

Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.

(They laugh again)

Notes

• Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.