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The Last Work: 12AM is the three-hundred twelfth webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred fifty-seventh video of season two.

Transcript

(Lee is following Charlie, Lauren, Gavin and Sophie)

Sophie: Are you guys sure you're up for a party? Okay, stupid question.

Gavin: Hey, I wonder what our cult-inclined friend has got lined up for us?

Sophie: Yeah.

Gavin: I bet knowing him it'll be a right mental rave up. Oh no, actually, maybe just some Kool-Aid and a mass suicide. Nobody would be expecting that would they?

Lauren: Uh, you're one to talk, looney-bin boy! Shouldn't we be hiding you from them men in white coats?

Gavin: Yeah actually that's a good point, keep an eye out for them. Anyway I'm feeling much better now! So, is Kate coming tonight?

(The group stares at Gavin in disbelief)

Gavin: Jesus, it was a joke, lighten up!

(Cut to Steve, who has decorated a bench with balloons.)

Steve: (He blows a kazoo.) Happy birthday!

Lauren: Aw, thanks.

Steve: Hey Charlie.

Charlie: Hey.

Steve: I'm so sorry, I promise I'll never leave you again.

Charlie: Oh, it's okay.

Gavin: (To the camera) Don't worry folks, it's not over yet.

Charlie: It's good to see you.

Gavin: I'll be there to pick up the pieces as soon as Steve decides which freaky religion he's gonna follow next.

Lee: Do you really think that's gonna happen Gav?

Gavin: Shit, of course it is. Don't ask daft questions, you've gotta get me a drink here. Hey, mine's a pint of champagne.

Lee: Yes boss!

Lauren: Here Gav.

Steve: Here we go guys, take a cup.

Lauren: Thank you.

(Lauren uncorks the bottle as the group cheers. She drinks from the bottle.)

Lee: Oi, that's for everyone!

Lauren: Get your own! It's my birthday.

Steve: Who wants that on the floor? Come on, share out.

Lauren: That's good.

Steve: Thank you.

(Charlie is holding her phone.)

Steve: Charlie, what're you doing?

(A video of Julia on Charlie's phone plays.)

Julia: I hope you're happy bastards. I hope you go and live happily ever after. You think you're out the woods now but I promise you you're not. It's all your fault, all of you! I was never a part of this until I met you and now look. Look what you've done! Don't think you're getting away with this. Because you won't, any of you. Just remember what I've got inside me. And I'm pleased its inside of me. Because they'll come back one day. And you'll be sorry for what you did to that child's parents.

(Charlie puts her phone down.)

Steve: Come on, it's okay.

(Lee zooms into the background to spot a familiar figure.)

Lee: Meryl? Meryl! Meryl! Meryl. Oh, can you do us a favour?

Meryl: What?

Lee: Can you just hold that for a minute?

Meryl: I've gotta-

Lee: Oh please please please please please please please!

(The camera is passed to Meryl as Lee runs back to the group.)

(Cut to Charlie in Steve's arms.)

Charlie: I mean, I'm just saying it might be worth a try. You know, all this madness only started happening when we started uploading our videos all the time.

Gavin: Yeah it's a fair point.

Lauren: Not for me. I only got involved when you lot turned up on my doorstep. And I only started blogging to tell you to get lost.

Sophie: Ah, but actually you were involved when you started doing the drug trials.

Gavin: That's true.

Lauren: Oh yeah.

Sophie: And if you guys hadn't blogged then I wouldn't have known any of you. I'd never have met Lee.

(The group awws except for Gavin, who makes nauseous noises.)

Charlie: Get a room, get a room, get a room!

Steve: There's no reason for thinking that just because the two things coincided that filming ourselves actually caused any of the bad things to happen.

Gavin: Well yeah, but it can't have helped can it? Eh? The Order knowing everything we say or do, it kind of made things a bit easier for them didn't it.

Lauren: Not if you're clever enough to use it to your advantage.

Gavin: Yeah, we weren't.

Charlie: Well what do you reckon? Do we give it a try? It's got to be all of us or nothing. (She puts her hand in the middle of the group.)

Gavin: Yeah I'm in. (He places his hand on top of hers.)

Lee: Me too. (His hand joins the others.)

Lauren: Alright, me three. (Her hand goes on top of the other three.)

Steve: Go on then. I'm in. (He puts his hand on the pile.)

Sophie: Well I haven't got much to do if all you guys stop doing it do I? (Her hand goes on top of the others.)

(The group counts to three, and then raise their hands, cheering.)

Lee: Wait, what if something really crazy happens, can we start filming again then?

Charlie: If you want, I guess.

Gavin: Okay. Alright, well if we're gonna do this - properly - that starters will need to go off. Meryl, give me that camera, I'm gonna smash it to pieces.

(Gavin takes the camera from Meryl.)

Gavin: Right, what do you reckon?

Lee: No wait wait wait wait wait wait, that's my camera!

Charlie: No no actually, isn't that my camera? It's mine!

Gavin: Mmm, technically speaking, isn't it Terrence's camera? Break it, break it, break it!

Charlie: First...

(Charlie takes the camera to show herself and Gavin.)

Charlie: Here's a toast to our good friend KateModern... Or whatever your name was.

Gavin: Hm.

Charlie: You know, without whom we'd never-

Gavin: Oh just get on with it, smash it! Bye!

(The K-Team cheers as the camera is thrown into the air. It spins and then lands on the ground, and at last the picture flickers out.)

Notes

• If the camera that the group destroys is the camera taken from Terrence in The Last Work: 10PM, then the camera is not Terrence's. It belongs to St. Grinstead Psychiatric Research Institution, as Gavin stole it from them and Terrence stole it from Gavin.