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| − | | number = | + | | series = KM |
| − | | image = | + | | number = 11 |
| − | | caption = | + | | image = Tariq&Pigeon.JPG |
| + | | caption = You're not the one with "the good luck," mate! | ||
| blogger = Gavin | | blogger = Gavin | ||
| − | | date = | + | | date = 20070731 |
| − | | url = {{ | + | | url = {{youtube|wr0B67P927s}} |
| forumid = 87 | | forumid = 87 | ||
| length = 1:47 | | length = 1:47 | ||
| description = Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. | | description = Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. | ||
| − | | location = Outside a bank | + | | location = Outside a bank |
| + | | tags = {{tags|KateModern|Gavin|Ralf Little|LG15|Lonelygirl15}} | ||
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| − | | | + | | directors = Luke Taylor{{!}}Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films) |
| − | | | + | | headwriter = Miles Beckett |
| − | | | + | | vidplay = Hazel Grian |
| − | | | + | | story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright |
| + | | editor = Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe{{!}}Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films) | ||
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== Transcript == | == Transcript == | ||
| − | + | (''Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone'') | |
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? [[Kate]]-o? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' (''laughs'') You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (''puts on a posh voice'') "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe". | ||
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| + | '''Tariq:''' Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (''hits the camera with his folder'') filming! | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie. | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?" | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''They both laugh'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got. | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Have you got everything we need? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Yeah, I think so. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Think so!? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Know so! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Kay, what err, application forms? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' (''Taps folder'') Yes! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Business plan? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Yes. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Including cash projections? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Yes! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' CV's and passports? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Yeah, I got em. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (''Zooms in on Tariq's face'') Nooo! (''Laughs''). | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (''pauses and looks at the camera'') secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' All right mate. | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Yeah? | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' Cool. | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' (''Laughs'') T-tell 'em what happened, man! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' It's not funny, turn that thing off! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' Just-just tell 'em what happened! | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' A pigeon just shat on me! | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''Gavin bursts out laughing'') | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' (''Laughing'') It's not funny! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Gavin:''' (''Still laughing'') Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck! | ||
| + | |||
| + | '''Tariq:''' You're not the one that's been shat on, mate. | ||
| + | |||
| + | (''They laugh again'') | ||
== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
| + | *[[Pigeons]] appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos. | ||
Latest revision as of 19:17, 30 June 2016
| Money in the bank | |
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| Blogger | Gavin |
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| Date Posted | July 31st, 2007 |
| URL | youtube.com |
| Forum | 87|3=lg15}} |
| Length | 1:47 |
| Description | Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. |
| Location(s) | Outside a bank |
| YouTube Tags | KateModern Gavin Ralf Little LG15 Lonelygirl15 |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
| Co-Executive Producer(s) | Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried |
| Associate Producer(s) | Cristy Coors Beasley |
| Series Producer(s) | Pete Gibbons |
| Production Manager | Kelly Brett |
| Production Co-Ordinator | Claire Finbow |
| Director(s) | Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films) |
| Head Writer | Miles Beckett |
| Vidplay | Hazel Grian |
| Story | Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright |
| Editor(s) | Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films) |
| Production Services | Sniffer Ltd. |
| Cast | |
| Tariq | Jai Rajani |
| Gavin | Ralf Little |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Coming Up Roses" |
| Next | "Sangas" |
| Previous by Gavin | "Spiders" |
| Next by Gavin | "Lovers Quarrel" |
Money in the bank is the eleventh webisode in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)
Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.
Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?
Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.
Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (puts on a posh voice) "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".
Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!
(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)
Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.
Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.
(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)
Gavin: Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"
(They both laugh)
Gavin: What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.
(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)
Gavin: Have you got everything we need?
Tariq: Yeah, I think so.
Gavin: Think so!?
Tariq: Know so!
Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?
Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!
Gavin: Business plan?
Tariq: Yes.
Gavin: Including cash projections?
Tariq: Yes!
Gavin: CV's and passports?
Tariq: Yeah, I got em.
Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).
Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?
Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!
Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!
Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.
Tariq: All right mate.
Gavin: Yeah?
Tariq: Cool.
(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)
Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!
Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!
Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!
(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)
Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!
(Gavin bursts out laughing)
Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!
Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!
Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.
(They laugh again)
Notes
- Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
- Videos with Cristy Coors Beasley as associate producer
- Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
- Videos with Kelly Brett as production manager
- Videos with Claire Finbow as production co-ordinator
- Videos directed by Luke Taylor
- Videos with Miles Beckett as head writer
- Vidplays written by Hazel Grian
- Story written by Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
- Videos edited by Sam Rowland and Gavin Rowe
- Production services provided by Sniffer Ltd.
- Videos with Tariq
- Jai Rajani filmography
- Videos with Gavin
- Ralf Little filmography
- KateModern videos
- KateModern videos by length
- KateModern videos by date
- Gavin's blogs
