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'''Lee:''' Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after [[Where is She?|yesterday]]. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (''Laughs''.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what [[Michelle Clore's Shadow|that guy]] wanted with [[Lauren]]. Or why he was so angry with her. | '''Lee:''' Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after [[Where is She?|yesterday]]. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (''Laughs''.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what [[Michelle Clore's Shadow|that guy]] wanted with [[Lauren]]. Or why he was so angry with her. | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Tell everyone this whole nation's gonna get their face smashed in. |
'''Lee:''' Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe. | '''Lee:''' Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe. | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Yeah, you soft slag, haven't you done enough damage? |
'''Lee:''' No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that! | '''Lee:''' No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that! | ||
| − | ('' | + | (''Anthony grabs the camera from Lee and turns it on himself''.) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Right. Now you listen here, you flipping pansy. Eh, Mister Billy-Big-Bollucks-Suit-Wearing-Sack-of-Shite? If I ever get near you - if I ever get hold of you - I'm gonna rip your bollucks off and shove 'em up your arse, lad, do you hear me? Listen, I'm not messing with you, you Southern fairy. No one messes with a Phillips and gets away with it! |
'''Lee:''' Just-- | '''Lee:''' Just-- | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Do you hear me, lad, eh? |
| − | '''Lee:''' --give it to me! (''Takes the camera from | + | '''Lee:''' --give it to me! (''Takes the camera from Anthony''.) |
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Eh? Do you hear me? |
| − | '''Lee:''' Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A- | + | '''Lee:''' Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A-Anthony, um, but we just call him "Toe". Um, I-I rang him last night 'cause I was a bit stressed out about everything. To be honest, this whole thing's got me feeling a little bit scared. |
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Hey! There's no need to worry now, you soft git. Nothing's gonna happen whilst big Toe's here. |
'''Lee:''' Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared... | '''Lee:''' Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared... | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' Yeah, oh why, yeah? You just thought you'd drag your big bro all the way down here to make some more home videos, did you? |
(''Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat''.) | (''Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat''.) | ||
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'''Jeremy:''' Okay. | '''Jeremy:''' Okay. | ||
| − | '''Charlie:''' (''Looking nervously at | + | '''Charlie:''' (''Looking nervously at Anthony''.) Hi. |
'''Lee:''' This is me brother, Toe. | '''Lee:''' This is me brother, Toe. | ||
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'''Jeremy:''' Steve! (''Follows after Steve''.) | '''Jeremy:''' Steve! (''Follows after Steve''.) | ||
| − | ''' | + | '''Anthony:''' You've got some proper weird mates there, Lee. No wonder you've gone soft, you blurt. |
==Notes== | ==Notes== | ||
*Lee's comment about his injury being "only a flesh wound" is a homage to the famous cult classic {{wikipedia|Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}. | *Lee's comment about his injury being "only a flesh wound" is a homage to the famous cult classic {{wikipedia|Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}. | ||
Revision as of 11:46, 12 June 2008
| The Family Phillips | |
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| Blogger | Lee |
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| Date Posted | June 11th, 2008 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | [780 forum discussion] |
| Length | 2:20 |
| Description | I've had a visitor from Liverpool... |
| Location(s) | The new flat |
| Cast | |
| Lee | Sam Donovan |
| Anthony | Andy Donovan |
| Charlie | Tara Rushton |
| Steve | Giles Alderson |
| Jeremy | Yusuf Pirhasan |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Where is She?" |
| Next | none |
| Previous by Lee | "Honeymoon Blues" |
The Family Phillips is the two-hundred eighty-first video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-fifth video of season two.
Transcript
Lee: Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after yesterday. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (Laughs.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what that guy wanted with Lauren. Or why he was so angry with her.
Anthony: Tell everyone this whole nation's gonna get their face smashed in.
Lee: Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe.
Anthony: Yeah, you soft slag, haven't you done enough damage?
Lee: No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that!
(Anthony grabs the camera from Lee and turns it on himself.)
Anthony: Right. Now you listen here, you flipping pansy. Eh, Mister Billy-Big-Bollucks-Suit-Wearing-Sack-of-Shite? If I ever get near you - if I ever get hold of you - I'm gonna rip your bollucks off and shove 'em up your arse, lad, do you hear me? Listen, I'm not messing with you, you Southern fairy. No one messes with a Phillips and gets away with it!
Lee: Just--
Anthony: Do you hear me, lad, eh?
Lee: --give it to me! (Takes the camera from Anthony.)
Anthony: Eh? Do you hear me?
Lee: Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A-Anthony, um, but we just call him "Toe". Um, I-I rang him last night 'cause I was a bit stressed out about everything. To be honest, this whole thing's got me feeling a little bit scared.
Anthony: Hey! There's no need to worry now, you soft git. Nothing's gonna happen whilst big Toe's here.
Lee: Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared...
Anthony: Yeah, oh why, yeah? You just thought you'd drag your big bro all the way down here to make some more home videos, did you?
(Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat.)
Jeremy: Where is, uh...
Steve: I've already told you, Jeremy: this is not up for debate.
Jeremy: Okay.
Charlie: (Looking nervously at Anthony.) Hi.
Lee: This is me brother, Toe.
Steve: Hi.
Jeremy: Okay, look. All I'm saying is why don't we have the meditation session this afternoon and then get back to looking for Lauren later?
(Charlie groans and walks out of the room. Steve glares at Jeremy and follows her.)
Jeremy: Steve! (Follows after Steve.)
Anthony: You've got some proper weird mates there, Lee. No wonder you've gone soft, you blurt.
Notes
- Lee's comment about his injury being "only a flesh wound" is a homage to the famous cult classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
