Honeymoon Blues

Episode 273/2x118

Honeymoon Blues
A coconut named Rupert hit me
Blogger	Lee
Date Posted	May 30th, 2008
URL	lg15.com
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Length	1:20
Description	I think there may be something funny going on at the Van Helden household.
Location(s)	Somewhere in London
YouTube Tags	KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Lee
Production Credits
Executive Producer(s)	Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
Co-Executive Producer(s)	Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
On-Set Producer	Louis Figgis
Line Producer	Kelly Brett
Production Co-Ordinator	Claire Finbow
Interactive Co-ordinator(s)	Jonathan Almond
Production Runner(s)	Meryl Iona Edwards
Director(s)	Yusuf Pirhasan
Head Writer	Luke Hyams
Vidplay	Neil Mossey
Story	Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
Editor(s)	John Palmer
Cast
Lee	Sam Donovan
Charlie	Tara Rushton
Julia	Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty
Security guard	John Palmer
Adjacent Blogs
Previous	"Didn't They Do Well!"
Next	"Speakers' Corner"
Previous by Lee	"Skittle Pickle"
Next by Lee	"The Family Phillips"
Directly before	"KateModern S2 Week 20 Recap"

Honeymoon Blues is the two-hundred seventy-third webisode in the KateModern video series. It is also the one-hundred eighteenth video of season two.

Transcript

Text: KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of Skittles.

(Charlie is holding a bag of Skittles.)

Lee: Pour them in.

Charlie: Okay.

Lee: Pour them in. (Charlie pours a few Skittles into Lee's hand.) Oh, Skittles!

(Cut to Charlie crouched on the ground in front of Lee.)

Lee: Right, Charlie, you ready?

Charlie: Yeah.

(Lee tosses a Skittle at Charlie's mouth.)

Lee: Hey... Good. Did you get it?

Charlie: No. I almost had it.

Lee: No? Well, almost, almost.

Charlie: Ready?

Lee: Okay, my turn. (Charlie tosses a Skittle at Lee's mouth.) Oh... Missed.

Charlie: Interference. (Tosses a skittle up in the air and attempts to catch it with her mouth, hitting her tooth.)

Lee: Oh! She toothed it! Man, she gave it a tooth there. You toothed it! (Cut to Lee's hand filled with Skittles.) Okay, Charlie, this game is called "Taste the Rainbow". Are you ready to taste the rainbow?

Charlie: Okay, I think I'm ready.

Lee: You ready? One, two, three; taste the rainbow!

(Lee tosses the handful above Charlie's head and she attempts to catch them with her mouth. Lee laughs as Charlie immediately looks concernedly across the street.)

Charlie: Jules? Gimme that, Lee. (Takes the camera from Lee.)

Lee: What is it?

Charlie: Jules!

(Charlie runs toward Julia, who is standing across the street, hiding her face.)

Charlie: Julia!

Lee: Julia!

Charlie: Jules! Jules, you okay?

Julia: Yeah.

Lee: Oh, that is nasty! (Zooms in on Julia's face, showing a black eye.)

Julia: Yeah, alright.

Charlie: What happened? Are you all right?

Lee: You been chasing parked cars again?

Julia: No. A coconut hit me on my honeymoon. It's a mishap.

Charlie: Oh, let me have a look. What happened?

Julia: It's all right. Please don't embarrass me.

(A bodyguard approaches Julia and whispers into her ear.)

Julia: Yeah, look, I'm gonna call you sometime, okay? Cheers. Sorry.

(Lee looks at the camera as Julia is escorted to an awaiting car by the bodyguard.)

Charlie: Jules, call me!

(Julia hides her face as the car pulls away. Charlie turns to Lee.)

Lee: A coconut problem?

(Charlie zooms in on the bodyguard.)

Lee: Let's go.

Notes

• This shows signs that Rupert may be abusive to Julia.