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| + | ==Facts about Purple Monkey== | ||
| + | *[[Purple Monkey]] is [[trait positive]]. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is [[LaRezisto]]. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect [[TAAG]]. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around! | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey was not a plant by [[the Order]]; Purple Monkey IS the Order! | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey was made in China. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey killed [[Gemma]] as revenge for [[Don't Trust The Authorities|insulting him]]. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey's real name is [[Kate]]. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey got it from his mama. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey and [[Bree]] had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with [[Sarah]], and then Bree broke it off. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet. | ||
| + | *[[Mallory]] was cheating on [[Daniel]] with Purple Monkey. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey was the spy that helped [[Virgil]] hack into [[Jonas Conference Call]]. Purple monkey ''is'', however, the one that killed Virgil. | ||
| + | *Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey's middle name is pain. | ||
| + | *Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is really [[Bree]] and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey can FLY!!! | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War. | ||
| + | *If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is Immortal. | ||
| + | *When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes. | ||
| + | *No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm! | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is genderless. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet. | ||
| + | *Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE! | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey is on a mission to destroy the Orders Top Secret base on Mars. | ||
| + | *Purple monkey IS The Order! | ||
| + | *In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!! | ||
| + | *I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey. | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order | ||
| + | *Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open | ||
| + | *it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes | ||
| + | [[Category:Theories and speculation]] | ||
Revision as of 02:27, 3 November 2008
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Facts about Purple Monkey
- Purple Monkey is trait positive.
- Purple Monkey is LaRezisto.
- Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect TAAG.
- Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around!
- Purple Monkey was not a plant by the Order; Purple Monkey IS the Order!
- Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet.
- Purple Monkey was made in China.
- Purple Monkey killed Gemma as revenge for insulting him.
- Purple Monkey's real name is Kate.
- Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona.
- Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One.
- Purple Monkey got it from his mama.
- Purple Monkey and Bree had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with Sarah, and then Bree broke it off.
- Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet.
- Mallory was cheating on Daniel with Purple Monkey.
- Purple Monkey was the spy that helped Virgil hack into Jonas Conference Call. Purple monkey is, however, the one that killed Virgil.
- Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey.
- Purple Monkey's middle name is pain.
- Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents.
- Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is.
- Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey.
- Purple Monkey is really Bree and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order.
- Purple Monkey can FLY!!!
- Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman.
- Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War.
- If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey.
- Purple Monkey is Immortal.
- When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
- Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
- Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
- Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
- Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes.
- No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them.
- Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm!
- Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously.
- Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas.
- Purple Monkey is genderless.
- Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale.
- Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet.
- Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane.
- Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE!
- Purple Monkey is on a mission to destroy the Orders Top Secret base on Mars.
- Purple monkey IS The Order!
- In Soviet Russia, Purple Monkey wears YOU!!
- I saved alot of money on my car insurance by switching to Purple Monkey.
- Purple Monkey will go back time driving in a De Lorean to when Bree first started making videos to warn her about The Order
- Purple Monkey can sneeze with his eyes open
- it takes 20 minutes for Purple Monkey to watch 60 minutes
