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What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?

The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings

The Battle That Started It All

It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

britneynaked (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am 

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 )) 
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am
 
Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s. 

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am
 
Also, can you offend Spambots? 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am
 
#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am
 
348 oh dear you sad sad fool… 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am 

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!! 


gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am
 
britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…


gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am 

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!! 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am 

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am
 
TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked* 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am 

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!! 

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am
 
*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!! 

PinkoLady (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am 

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots! 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am
 
YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago. 

cloud_ax (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am
 
britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! 

WatchingOne (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am
 
Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!* 

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says: 
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am
 
ohhh the battle is already over?  *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah  

Jo

Current Members/Weapons

Commanding Officer/Founder

cloud_ax

Lieutenant Commander

WatchingOne - Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head [1]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!

Comment Boards co-Captains

Dream - sword, staff and daggers
Perky - barbed-wire wrapped 2x4

Ambassador

Marbella

special ops/intelligence

gnome -death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust
MysticShadow724
Sim7lizard

Defense Force Warriors

gemmas flatmate
jo_16_G - Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades
PinkoLady - Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric
Joe - Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees
jackie
sydney
mommy72900 - Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.
jess - A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi
mikel888 - Grape Nehi Supplier...
krig - multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)
purplepassion
mary - nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands
eno
rosieiswatching - Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!
jc_gypsy7- SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!
sabrine
rubymoon13
Lizard - A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!
apathy
sarahboo - bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese
elliemae - nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser
jennamarie xo- very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser
LCAF - Brass knuckles and a smile
StarrySkyPixy
P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker
dwljk - a nail file, a bottle opener and a bundt cake pan

How to Join

Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...

Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

Special Awards

Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger

Awarded to: mikel88, nylon , LCAF

Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger

Awarded to:gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal

Awarded to: PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO, StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum

Awarded to:Marbella, cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

LG15 Defense Force Uniforms

Catsuits

Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!

Sneaking Suit - Men

Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men

Sneaking Suit - Women

Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women

Samurai Armor

Lg15 Samuri Armor

Chainmail

LG15 Defense Force Necessities

Grape Nehi

Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser

P.Monkey Chocolate Midol

P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms
Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome

Kaboom

Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force

Grape Ape

Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force

The Mackerel

Official Hallucination of the LG15 Defense Force

Diplomatic Loyalty Awards

These awards are presented by Ambassador Marbella to both those LG-15 Defense Team members and NON DEFENSE-TEAM fans who have worked with us to assure our smooth transition into the forums.

Highest Honors

These brave and courageous souls have gone far beyond the "call of duty."

The Grape Bundt Cake and Nehi Award

Goes to BrokenKid, Iris2009, Commander Cloud_Ax and JC_Gypsy7

Grape Job!

This high honor goes to those hard-working members who have done a lot to make our group experience more unified and harmonious. It is reserved for the most enthusiastic and dedicated.

Wintermute, Jess4298, Krig, EllieMae, Betz28, Sim7Lizard, WatchingOne, MysticShadow724, Iamcool, gogo

Honorable Mention Cupcake

This award goes to all others who have come out to the forum to show support!

Killthesmiley, GoodGollyIt'sHolly, ApotheosisAZ, Kasdeja, ModelMotion, CuddleBunni, mary, Ziola, MySilverTrumpet

Keep in mind that promotions may occur at ANY time!

Please offer your most sincere thanks to our "Bundt Cake Team" who has been baking these delicious awards for you:

Jess4298, Official Madame Bundt Cake Mistress

Krig, Bundt Cake Mistress #1 (reports to Madame Bundt Cake Mistress)

We are seeking Bundt Cake Master/Mistress #2. Could it be you? PM Jess4298!

Heap O'Mackerel Award

This award goes to those dubious on-screen personalities who betray others or who simply cause controversy as to whether they exist.

Current Award Recipients:

Gemma

Hmm.. We will see..

Cassie?

Bree's Mom?

Jonas?

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