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'''Tariq:''' (''laughs'') You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually. | '''Tariq:''' (''laughs'') You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually. | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' I just...get bad vibes off her. That | + | '''Gavin:''' I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (''puts on a posh voice'') "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe". |
'''Tariq:''' Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (''hits the camera with his folder'') filming! | '''Tariq:''' Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (''hits the camera with his folder'') filming! | ||
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(''Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.'') | (''Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.'') | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' Let me do the talking | + | '''Gavin:''' Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?" |
(''They both laugh'') | (''They both laugh'') | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' What? It might be a bird. | + | '''Gavin:''' What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got. |
(''Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot'') | (''Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot'') | ||
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'''Gavin:''' Business plan? | '''Gavin:''' Business plan? | ||
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'''Gavin:''' Including cash projections? | '''Gavin:''' Including cash projections? | ||
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'''Tariq:''' Yes! | '''Tariq:''' Yes! | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' CV's and | + | '''Gavin:''' CV's and passports? |
'''Tariq:''' Yeah, I got em. | '''Tariq:''' Yeah, I got em. | ||
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'''Gavin:''' Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (''Zooms in on Tariq's face'') Nooo! (''Laughs''). | '''Gavin:''' Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (''Zooms in on Tariq's face'') Nooo! (''Laughs''). | ||
| − | '''Tariq:''' Mate, seriously though, like | + | '''Tariq:''' Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (''pauses and looks at the camera'') secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about? |
'''Gavin:''' As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it! | '''Gavin:''' As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it! | ||
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'''Tariq:''' We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke! | '''Tariq:''' We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke! | ||
| − | '''Gavin:''' Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, | + | '''Gavin:''' Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out. |
| − | '''Tariq:''' | + | '''Tariq:''' All right mate. |
'''Gavin:''' Yeah? | '''Gavin:''' Yeah? | ||
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== Notes == | == Notes == | ||
*[[Pigeons]] appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos. | *[[Pigeons]] appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos. | ||
Revision as of 11:38, 10 September 2007
| Money in the bank | |
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| Blogger | Gavin |
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| Date Posted | July 31st, 2007 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | [87 forum discussion] |
| Length | 1:47 |
| Description | Would you trust us with 15,000 pounds? I bloody hope so. |
| Location(s) | Outside a bank |
| Cast | |
| Tariq | Jai Rajani |
| Gavin | Ralf Little |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
| Previous | "Coming up roses" |
| Next | "Sangas" |
| Previous by Gavin | "Spiders" |
| Next by Gavin | "Lovers Quarrel" |
Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)
Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.
Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?
Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.
Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That, that video last week was just weird. All that (puts on a posh voice) "oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe".
Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!
(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)
Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.
Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.
(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)
Gavin: Let me do the talking all right, it'll go like this. "All right love, any chance of some cash?"
(They both laugh)
Gavin: What? It might be a bird. You've just gotta use everything you've got.
(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)
Gavin: Have you got everything we need?
Tariq: Yeah, I think so.
Gavin: Think so!?
Tariq: Know so!
Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?
Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!
Gavin: Business plan?
Tariq: Yes.
Gavin: Including cash projections?
Tariq: Yes!
Gavin: CV's and passports?
Tariq: Yeah, I got em.
Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).
Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like... what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?
Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!
Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!
Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, all right? I promise, chill out.
Tariq: All right mate.
Gavin: Yeah?
Tariq: Cool.
(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)
Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!
Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!
Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!
(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)
Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!
(Gavin bursts out laughing)
Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!
Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!
Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.
(They laugh again)
Notes
- Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.
