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Orange Slurpee

Over time, bored forum members devised the theory that orange is a symbol for evil and that those who drink orange slurpees are signing over their immortal soul to The Order. Further, it has been suggested that when orange appears in a video, it is a foreshadowing of evil.

History of "Orange Slurpee" by Lizard (posted 11-16-06, on the "Breakfast in Bed" comments page)

"This all came out of a weird conversation on the mainpage comments about Daniel maybe working at a 7-11 or something, which turned into a conspiracy theory about why the orange slurpee nozzle on the machines never work or something along those lines. Eventually, it was decided that the slurpee machines were being tampered with by the cult and the orange slurpees were being drugged. Orange slurpees, in the world of the comments page, came to be the official drink of evil. That morphed into a video from Hooray on the run from evil orange juice, and before you know it, oranges and anything colored orange became associated with evil.

Phwew. Hope that wasn’t even more confusing than no info. It’s sort of become a running joke in the comments pages that is spreading to more and more people, and it looks like the Creators took note."

Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:

Sydney, Lizard, Joe, HorrayForMeImMakingOut, Quickclick, Heidi, Georgia, Orange Slurpee(Marbella)

Sharpl helped confirm our fears when she posted this: (They Disappeared video comment #314) OMG Joe, Lizard, Heidi, Sydney, et al - http://tinyurl.com/yn59wa

At one point, Lizard directs us to a photo of an orange dressed as Darth Vader, harvesting other oranges to make the Orange Slurpees. http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i92/kespohla/slurpeemaker.jpg

As you can see, these Orange Slurpees and possibly other Orange products (i.e Orange Juice), are very serious and VERY destructive.

However, Orange Slurpee has started a website in his/her defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions:

http://www.myspace.com/orange_slurpee

Shortly after this website was erected, the "Breakfast In Bed" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges. Orange Slurpee commented on this the most recent OS blog.

See Also: HorrayForMeImMakingOut's video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1HBX-f_TrI