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P. Monkey is the ruler of the world.

Facts about Purple Monkey

• Purple Monkey is trait positive.
• Purple Monkey is LaRezisto.
• Purple Monkey will give himself up to protect TAAG.
• Purple Monkey is awesome. This is proven every single day he's around!
• Purple Monkey was not a plant by the Order; Purple Monkey IS the Order!
• Purple Monkey is not a reversible hand puppet.
• Purple Monkey was made in China.
• Purple Monkey killed Gemma as revenge for insulting him.
• Purple Monkey's real name is Kate.
• Purple Monkey is in the mountains near Sedona.
• Purple Monkey is in the Hymn of One.
• Purple Monkey got it from his mama.
• Purple Monkey and Bree had a secret love affair until he cheated on her with Sarah, and then Bree broke it off.
• Purple Monkey invented his name to protect himself from the Order. His real name is Pappa Geppetto Monkey Puppet.
• Mallory was cheating on Daniel with Purple Monkey.
• Purple Monkey was the spy that helped Virgil hack into Jonas Conference Call. Purple monkey is, however, the one that killed Virgil.
• Everynight before he goes to bed, the boogeyman checks his closet for Purple Monkey.
• Purple Monkey's middle name is pain.
• Everytime Purple Monkey listens to a song, Apple pays him 99 cents.
• Purple Monkey doesn't wear a watch, Purple Monkey DECIDES what time it is.
• Purple Monkey killed the watcher in the woods. The other HoO members fled because they fear the wrath of the Purple Monkey.
• Purple Monkey is really Bree and paid a young actress to portray him/her so that he/she could run away from the Order.
• Purple Monkey can FLY!!!
• Purple Monkey is an alter ego for Clark Kent/Superman.
• Purple Monkey was wounded and lost his legs in the Vietnam War.
• If you strike Purple Monkey down he will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. However, nothing is strong enough to strike down Purple Monkey.
• Purple Monkey is Immortal.
• When Purple Monkey does push ups, he's not pushing himself up. He's pushing the world down.
• Purple Monkey can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
• Purple Monkey doesn't play God. Playing is for children.
• Purple Monkey went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
• Purple Monkey isnt actually purple, he only appears purple to inferior human eyes.
• No one will ever be able to predict who Purple Monkey will kill next, because he kills them before anyone knows about them.
• Purple Monkey will save Carl, defeat Salinas, find Carruthers, avenge Bree's death, and take down the Order all before drinking a mug of steaming hot cocoa. Mmhmm!
• Purple Monkey is Brother and Tachyon, simultaneously.
• Purple Monkey is having an affair with Jonas.
• Purple Monkey is genderless.
• Purple Monkey will kill Lucy in the season 3 finale.
• Purple Monkey will run for US Congress and win causing Edward Salinas to go insane and be sent to a Mental Institution for losing to a handpuppet.
• Just one look in Purple Monkeys eyes will cause a person to either fall inlove with Purple Monkey or go completely insane.
• Purple Monkey counted to infinity. TWICE!