Difference between revisions of "Feline Feariousness"

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Feline Feariousness is the fourth video in the ReedABook series.

Transcript

Reed: Okay, my topic today is about something that not only bugs me, but also scares the (censored) out of me.

(Cut to Reed sitting on a brightly colored chair)

Reed: I'm talking about an enemy who exist under our very noses.

(Cut back to Reed walking around the room.)

Reed: It has infiltrated our society.

Reed: For our alleyways into our very homes. I'm talking about cats.

Reed: You're probably thinking, how can you hate little kitties? Little kitties are cute. Well I'm not talking about kitties, okay?! Little kitties are cute. I'm talking about full blown pussy cats.

Reed: When they grow up, they get some sort of, like, evil genetic switch that gets flipped on and then they go nuts!

Reed: You all recall the time the giant cat attacked Los Angeles? True story!

Reed: I have a cat at home, but you pet it and he's like, aw pet me, I love you and then all of a sudden it's like rawr, hiss hiss! what is that about. The only reason my cat even gives me the time of day, it's because he wants to manipulate my mind!

Reed: Whenever you see an evil villain on a show or something, what's always sitting in his lap? It's cat!

Reed: What do they call people that want to like, break int our homes and steal our stuff? hmmm... Cat Burgelers? Reed: Cats want to steal our souls Reed: And finally, what will give you eternal bad luck, if it ever crosses your path? A black cat!

Reed: Maybe my mom's little tabby is the reason I didn't have a Junior prom date.... think about it, think about it.

Reed: According to wikipedia, carnivorous predators that hunt over 100 species of foods.

Reed: Let's not get added to that list, people. Reed: Get rid of your cat, before your cat gets rid of you!

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