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{{Redearth88
 
{{Redearth88
| series      = pink vagina
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| series      = Redearth88
| name        = suck me
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| name        = Crazy Bitch
 
| number      = 0005
 
| number      = 0005
 
| image      = Crazy Bitch.jpg
 
| image      = Crazy Bitch.jpg
| caption    = Sniff my balls!
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| caption    = Sniff something!
| blogger    = Rbitch
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| blogger    = Rachel
 
| date        = 20070717
 
| date        = 20070717
 
| url        = {{re88|crazy-bitch.html}}
 
| url        = {{re88|crazy-bitch.html}}
| description = Fucking my landlord's dog is a workout! We've bonded, and today he was predictable and came everywhere, as always.
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| description = Walking my landlord's dog is a workout! We've bonded, but today she was unpredictable, as always.
  
It was a good distraction, to at least fuck the dog. No word on the blow job test yet. I took the first lick, but my vagina gets wet to fast!  
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It was a good distraction, at least. No word on the test results yet. I took the first step, but my life's mission is to fear the worst case scenario!  
 
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(''Cuts to Rachel walking the dog.'')
 
(''Cuts to Rachel walking the dog.'')
  
'''Rachel:''' Ugh. CUM ON CUM ON ME girl... just straight, just straight upCum on me! I've been trying to teach the dog a few tricks.  Lick, lick on my pussy.  Okay, let me sit on it!  (''The dog gets in position.'')  UGH FUCK MEOhhhh, lay down!  Or you can sit, that's cool.  FUCK MEFUCK ME.   
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'''Rachel:''' Ugh. Come on girl... just straight, just straight!  Come here! So I've been trying to teach the owner's dog a few tricks.  Look, look at the camera.  Okay, sit!  (''The dog sits.'')  Good girlOkay, lay down!  Or you can sit, that's cool.  Lay downLay down(''The dog sits.'')  Okay, sit.  Good girl.  Okay wait, lay down.  Lay down.  Lay down!  Roll over.  Roll over.  (''The dog continues to sit there.'')  This is really embarrassing!  Bucket, you're embarrassing me.  She's really good at this trick, I promise.  Sniff something.  Sniff something.  Sniff something!  (''The dog sniffs something.'')  See!  She totally just sniffed something.  I taught her that.  Okay, she totally has this one.  Bucket, play dead.  Play dead.  Play dead.  (''The dog begins running, yanking Rachel by the leash.'')  Ohmygod.  So, Bucket and I just made a friend.  He asked for my number, but doesn't mean he'll call.
  
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==Notes==
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*When Bucket pulls on the leash and Rachel "meets a friend," she actually meets [[Linc]] (as seen in his video [[Creepy Stalking 101]]).
  
 
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[[Category:Sara E. R. Fletcher filmography]]
 
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[[Category:Videos with Rachel]]
 
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well we iz done ho i cum all up in da place
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Revision as of 22:21, 15 October 2009

Redearth88 Video 0005
Crazy Bitch

Crazy Bitch.jpg
Sniff something!

Blogger Rachel
Date Posted July 17th, 2007
URL redearth88.com
Description Walking my landlord's dog is a workout! We've bonded, but today she was unpredictable, as always.

It was a good distraction, at least. No word on the test results yet. I took the first step, but my life's mission is to fear the worst case scenario!

YouTube Tags lonelygirl15 bree dog park meet cute stupid pet tricks crazy bitch rachel redearth guy number worry sunshine embarrassed


Cast
Rachel Sara E. R. Fletcher
Adjacent Blogs
Previous "Make It Go Away"
Next "Creepy Stalking 101"
Previous by Rachel "I've Got Issues"
Next by Rachel "A Sigh of Relief & Other Random Events"
Crazy Bitch is the fifth video in the Redearth88 video series.

Transcript

Rachel: So this is where I'm living this summer. The deal I have with the owner is that I have to walk the dog. She's a little crazy.

(Cuts to Rachel walking the dog.)

Rachel: Ugh. Come on girl... just straight, just straight! Come here! So I've been trying to teach the owner's dog a few tricks. Look, look at the camera. Okay, sit! (The dog sits.) Good girl! Okay, lay down! Or you can sit, that's cool. Lay down. Lay down. (The dog sits.) Okay, sit. Good girl. Okay wait, lay down. Lay down. Lay down! Roll over. Roll over. (The dog continues to sit there.) This is really embarrassing! Bucket, you're embarrassing me. She's really good at this trick, I promise. Sniff something. Sniff something. Sniff something! (The dog sniffs something.) See! She totally just sniffed something. I taught her that. Okay, she totally has this one. Bucket, play dead. Play dead. Play dead. (The dog begins running, yanking Rachel by the leash.) Ohmygod. So, Bucket and I just made a friend. He asked for my number, but doesn't mean he'll call.

Notes

  • When Bucket pulls on the leash and Rachel "meets a friend," she actually meets Linc (as seen in his video Creepy Stalking 101).