Pass the Port
| Pass the Port | |
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| Blogger | Gavin |
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| Date Posted | May 7th, 2007 |
| URL | lg15.com |
| Forum | [402 forum discussion] |
| Length | 2:15 |
| Description | I was enjoying broadcasting myself to the world till this happened... |
| Location(s) | Aunt Joan's house |
| YouTube Tags | KateModern LG15 lonelygirl15 Gavin |
| Production Credits | |
| Executive Producer(s) | Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried |
| Co-Executive Producer(s) | Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried |
| Associate Producer(s) | Cristy Coors Beasley |
| Series Producer(s) | Pete Gibbons |
| Line Producer | Kelly Brett |
| Production Co-Ordinator | Claire Finbow |
| Interactive Co-ordinator(s) | Jonathan Almond |
| Production Runner(s) | Meryl Iona Edwards |
| Director(s) | Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films) |
| Head Writer | Luke Hyams |
| Vidplay | Luke Hyams |
| Story | Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian |
| Editor(s) | Yusuf Pirhasan |
| Cast | |
| Gavin | Ralf Little |
| Tariq | Jai Rajani |
| Julia | Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty |
| Terrence | Matthew Gammie |
| Adjacent Blogs | |
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Pass the Port is the one-hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. Pass the Port is the one-hundred twelfth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. This video was uploaded to YouTube and the KateModern site as "Pass The Port".
Transcript
(Gavin scratches his head, leans towards camera, pulls down his eye-lid and checks it. Sits Up. Long Pause. Opens bottle and pours a drink, but drinks out of the bottle instead. Julia and Tariq walk in.)
Tariq: Why aren't you ready?
Gavin: I was born ready.
Julia: (Sighs in exasperation) He's pissed on the sherry again. (Attempts to grab bottle from Gavin)
Gavin: I'd thank you to keep you hands off my auntie's port. (Looks at label) Sherry.
Tariq: Pull yourself together will you! Look, we're going to go play treasure hunt with that psycho work experience kid. (Leans over) Are you coming?
Gavin: I doubt it.
Tariq: (Mumbling to Julia) Forget him then. (They leave)
Gavin: (As they leave) Very much. (Door is slammed) Toodle pip then! (Snorts and giggles, directs attention to camera) It's not as bad as it looks really. There's a method to my madness. And raging off back to London with baldie and and a Linda Lusardi look-alike isn't really exactly my idea of a fun start to the weekend. (Door opens. Terrence enters) Because I have a plan.
Terrence: I hope so. You recording you will?
Gavin: (hesitantly) No, I was just sending a message to my girlfriend.
Terrence: Turn it off. (Gavin reaches over to turn the camera off) Wait. Maybe you'd like to show your friends on the internet what happens when you lie to me.
Gavin: That wasn't a lie. We're going to get our software back. Honestly.
Terrence: Not that lie. You told me I was investing my money into a legitimate business. What your doing with these webcams couldn't be more illegal.
Gavin: Yeah well... let me explain about that-
Terrence: Oh it's too late. (Smashes Gavin's face into the camera.)
Notes
- Videos with Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried as executive producers
- Videos with Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried as co-executive producers
- Videos with Cristy Coors Beasley as associate producer
- Videos with Pete Gibbons as series producer
- Videos with Kelly Brett as line producer
- Videos with Claire Finbow as production co-ordinator
- Videos with Jonathan Almond as interactive co-ordinator
- Videos with Meryl Iona Edwards as production runner
- Videos directed by Gavin Rowe
- Videos with Luke Hyams as head writer
- Vidplays written by Luke Hyams
- Story written by Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
- Videos edited by Yusuf Pirhasan
- Videos with Gavin
- Ralf Little filmography
- Videos with Tariq
- Jai Rajani filmography
- Videos with Julia
- Lucinda Rhodes Flaherty filmography
- Videos with Terrence
- Matthew Gammie filmography
- Gavin's blogs
