Money in the bank
Template:KMBlog Money in the bank is the eleventh video in the KateModern video series.
Transcript
(Tariq is standing in front of a bank, he answers his mobile phone)
Tariq: Hello, Tariq speaking. Yeah, sorry, we're just about to go in. Your dream? I told you, you should really get that checked out. No, I know you don't like doctors.
Gavin: Yoko-Ono on the phone-o? Kate-o?
Tariq: (laughs) You mean, Kate. She was wishing us good luck actually.
Gavin: I just...get bad vibes off her. That-that video last week was just weird. All that, (puts on a posh voice) oh yeah, Kate's not my real name, I'm actually called Tara Wara Chessington Smithe-Smithe-Smithe.
Tariq: Do you not see how important this is?? Stop (hits the camera with his folder) filming!
(Cut to Gavin and Tariq in front of the camera.)
Tariq: Do you wanna...tidy yourself up? We're not gonna get a bank loan with you looking like you've just got out of bed.
Gavin: I have just got out of bed! And this is me best tie.
(Tariq is now holding the camera as Gavin stands in shot.)
Gavin: Let me do the talking alright, it'll go like this. Alright love, any chance of some cash?
(They both laugh)
Gavin: What? It might be a bird. you've just gotta use everything you've got.
(Gavin now holds the camera again and Tariq stands in shot)
Gavin: Have you got everything we need?
Tariq: Yeah, I think so.
Gavin: Think so!?
Tariq: Know so!
Gavin: Kay, what err, application forms?
Tariq: (Taps folder) Yes!
Gavin: Business plan?
Tariq: Yesss.
Gavin: Including cash projections?
Tariq: Yes!
Gavin: CV's and passport's?
Tariq: Yeah, I got em.
Gavin: Uhh, charm, wit and personality? (Zooms in on Tariq's face) Nooo! (Laughs).
Tariq: Mate, seriously though, like....what if we tell him our big (pauses and looks at the camera) secret idea and he doesn't even understand what we're talking about?
Gavin: As long as it's to do with technology, he's gonna go for it!
Tariq: We can't mess this up, yeah? We quit our jobs for this. Mate, I can't turn twenty four broke!
Gavin: Look, don't worry. I promise ya, i-it'll be fine, alright? I promise, chill out.
Tariq: Alright mate.
Gavin: Yeah?
Tariq: Cool.
(They low five then it cuts to a shot of Tariq standing closer to the bush behind him than previously.)
Gavin: (Laughs) T-tell 'em what happened, man!
Tariq: It's not funny, turn that thing off!
Gavin: Just-just tell 'em what happened!
(Camera zooms out to reveal pigeon poo on Tariq's shoulder)
Tariq: A pigeon just shat on me!
(Gavin bursts out laughing)
Tariq: (Laughing) It's not funny!
Gavin: (Still laughing) Yes it is! That's brilliant! That's good luck!
Tariq: You're not the one that's been shat on, mate.
(They laugh again)
Notes
- Pigeons appear to be a popular theme in many of the KateModern series videos.
