adamlamarlaTV Episode 3

This article has been nominated for deletion Reason: Template is now defunct; it has been replaced by {{Redearth88}}. Please discuss this proposal on this article's talk page

adamlamarlaTV Episode 3 is the third video in the adamlamarTV video series, a component of the Maddison Atkins ARG.

Transcript

(Adam's song, "The Good Life" begins playing. Marla is sitting in Adam's chair. She takes a sip of a drink, and makes a face.)

Adam: Action.

Marla: Hey, hey, it's me Adam Lamar. I'm the battle rap master, and everyone watching this video is retarded!

Adam: Cut! I did not say that.

Marla: What?

Adam: Action.

Marla: Yo, yo, yo. It's big ol' me, doing the thing I do in the place to be. It's Adam Lamar TV... in front of the Christmas tree!

Adam: Nooo. You can't just say "yo, yo, yo"... and stop rhymin' all the time.

Marla: XO. So a lot of you know I was goin' to Vegas to see my boys. Mixed tape! XO, XO, XO. Yep yep. Boooooyz! XO. Yeah, when I was in Vegas, I shot zero frames of video. Wanna see? Well, you can't. (Cuts to Marla with a big pillow stuffed under her shirt, in reference to Adam's large stomach.) XO, wut?

Adam: Cut! Don't call me a wigger! Stop doing those hip-hop hands!

(Marla does "spirit fingers".)

Adam: Cut!

(Marla does more hip-hop hands.)

Adam: Noooo!

Marla: For his new record, Da Bomb...

Adam: Get the fuck out of the chair. Get out. I can't work like this. (Marla gets out of the chair, and Adam sits in it.) Yeah, that wasn't me, just in case anybody was wondering. But, I gotta be nice because somebody flew out here all the way from Washington just to be on Adam Lamar TV. 'Cause I'm master of the game, bitches. (Marla reaches in from off camera and pokes Adam in the belly.) What'd I tell you?

(Advert for Made You Look Productions comes on. Cuts back to Marla.)

Marla: Make me a trailer, bitches. XO.